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Hindi Sad Songs Lyrics

Main tum se bohat pyar krta hu
Main tume New Ghar le k du ga
Me tume New Gari le k du ga
Hum bhag k shadi kr le ge
Bs
Mera Metric ka result ane do

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

Wah,wah!

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

2 paralel lines can nvr intrsect each other..

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai…
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~....

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Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Qki..5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch "50 paise me" nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa.... Kripya khudko
pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6
firse dohraye....

Log Aapse Jealous q hote hai?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oye

Mai Batau?
Bcoz

I'm ur Friend

1 Bar Dekho
1000 Bar Dekho
DIL na Bhare To
Bar Bar Dekho

Ye Apki Hi Tasvir Hai


,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)"

Ise Bar Bar Dekho

Kya Ankhen
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai
Aisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K aaya Hai

Bura laga?
Nhi?

Toh Wapas Chad जाओ

Kya Ankhen
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai
Aisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K aaya Hai

Bura laga?
Nhi?

Toh Wapas Chad jao

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?



Ans : 4
1) Tere Wali
2) Mere Wali
3) Teri bhabhi
4) Meri bhabhi..
B-)

karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.
wah
wah

karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.
interval me karan bola bhag arjun bhag

jab kutte ki maut
aati he...

























to kutta mar jata he
Aap tension mat lo..

Aisa janvar ka naam
batao jo bilkul
kutte jaisa dikhata
hai
lekin sirf 3 pero par
chalta hai?






sacho



langada kutta

"SHAETAN" ne kaha:

kisi NAIK insan ka number do mai us ko tung karon ga!

maine AAP ka number diya to "SHETAN" bola:

Abay marwaya ga kya,

yeh to BOSS ka number hai..

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,

Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro

K tum Mujh Se!


Tum Mujh Se!


Tum Mujh se!

Zyada
Kanjoos Ho..

Yaar aik bat batao

Aap kitne sharif ho

Parhe likhe ho

Achi job hai

Family statis hai

Decent ho

Khuddar ho

Kabil-e-fakhar ho

aur paise wale b ho

Lekin phir bhi tumhary
Sms nahi Aatay
Q?

Kuch loog jotioon ke qabil hoty hain..

Jaisy aap..


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K E S C walo ko dekh lain...

Har bat apne pr mat lejaya kraeen..

Mujh se achi qismat to tere bathroom k lottay ki hai
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Zindgi mai agr kuch krna hai to aisa kr jao k jis gli se bhi guzro

hr ghr se tumhen pukara jae...

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O SHEHZADYA

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Idron v Koora chuk le.