milenge milenge

Amma. beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana. Jub beta america se wapas aya to dekha ghar mn 1 khubsurat girl ghoom ri h. beta.tum kon ho? mn teri maa hon. Beta.abba kahan hn. Maa.unho ne 2 khaliye thy wo jhooly Mn so rhy hn.

dhoka

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . . Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)

Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se? Studnt:sir apple na A se aata hy na B se balke ya peson se aata hy :)

bakwaas

Kya Rakkha Hy Apni Zindagi K Is Afsaaney Main * * * * * Kuch Guzri Light Aane Mai Kuch Guzri Light Jaane Mai *HAPPY SUMER LOAD SHEDDING...

jadoo hai nasha hai

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or kar ja rahe ho

Chor kar ja rahe ho Chor ke jane ki saza paoge Chor kar ja rahe ho Chor ke jane ki saza paoge Aagy road khuda hua he U-Turn le kar wapis yahin aoge:D

pathan ka baita awaaz

Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy.. "Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta" Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola.. Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou? ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..

Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi

sms khatta mitha

Kuchh fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,

dil ke fasle bato me hote hai,

ham lakh kosis kre bhulane ki,

per kuchh riste sanso se hote hai.

May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO..
TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE?

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

You cant wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug. A hug delights and warms and charms that must be why God gave us arms.???

आइ हेट लव स्टोरी

Kya maangu khuda se tumhe paane ke baad,
Kiska karu intzaar tere aane ke baad,
kyo kisi ke liye jaan luta dete hai log,
Mujhe maloom hua tumhe paane ke baad…

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ladali

Oas ki boond si hoti hai betiyan..
sparsh khurdara ho to roti hai betiyan..
roshan karega beta to ek kul ko…
do do kulon ko ki laj hoti hai betiyan…
koi nahi hai ek dusre se kam..
heera agar hai beta..
to sucha moti hai betiyan..
kanton ki rah par yeh khud hi chalti hai…
auron ke liye phool hoti hai betiyan..
vidhi ka vidhan hai..
yahi dunia ki rasam hai..
muthi bhar neer si hoti hai betiyan…

एक अभिलाषा

Tum mujhe bhool jao who tumhari marzi,
Par tum mere har saans mein ho,
Mere dil ki har dharkan mein tum ho.
Mein tumhe bhool jao yeh ho nehi saktha,
Par jab bhool jaon gi samjo mere life MISS hogeyi.

Saawan ka mausam tha,
Poonam ki raat thi,
Mein uske paas tha,
Woh mere karib thi

Fir woh mere paas aayi,
Aur thodi si ghabraayi,
Jab meine uska haath pakada,
To woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,
Jise duniya ki,
Koi taakat na tod paaye,

Meri khushi ka andaaza,
Lagana mushkil tha,
Par iske aage jo hua,
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath,
Haatho me lekar kaha,
Yeh to janam janmo,
Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya,
Woh Saawan ka mausam,
Woh poonam ki raat,
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Jab Saawan Main Tanha Bheegogay,
Jab Aangan Khaali Paaogay,
Jab Sahil Se Takrati Leheron Main,
Tum Door Kahin Kho Jaaogay,
Jab Khud Se Baatein Karte Karte,
Tum Apni Tanhai Main Kho Jaaogay,
Aur Dil Ki Baat Chupane Ko,
Humse Nazar Tum Churaogay,
Jab Raat Ke Tanha Daaman Main,
Tum Chaand Ko Aadha Paaaogay,
Main Tumse Mohabbat Karta Hun,
Har Baaar Ye Sunna Chahogay,
Un Sab Lamhon Main Jaan Lena,
Ki Tum Tum Nahi, Hum Ban Jaaogay……!!!

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah uta

Kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
tum samader kee baat karti ho,
logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
Mohabat jisney ker ni ho.
wo mohabat kya janey,
Mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai…
teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!

Aur bhi cheezain bohat si lutt chukin hain dil kei saath.
Yeh batayaa doston nei ishq furmanei kei baad.
Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mein.
Ek tere aane se pehley ek tere jaane kei baad…

Musibat ka syrup ho tum… Tension ka capsule ho tum… Aafat ka tablet ho tum… Par kiya kare, kehna par tha hai kyunki….. Dosti ka injection ho tum!
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Suna hai asr hota hai baton main, tum bhi bhool jaoge do chaar mulakatoon main, humse rooth kar jaoge kahan, tumari to dosti ki lakeer hai in hatoon main.
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Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamaari. Aap yuhi khush rahe hasrat hai hamaari. Aap ko hum yaad aaye na aaye… Aapko yaad karna aadat hai hamaari…xxx
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A Special Smile A Special Face A Special someone I cant replace A Special Hug From me to u 4 the special person I have found in YOU!
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A FRIEND IS SWEET WHEN ITS NEW, ITS EVEN SWEETER WHEN ITS TRUE, BUT U KNOW ITS SWEETEST WHEN ITS U
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jub hum hi na rahenge tho dosti kaun karega, Aye khuda, mere dost ko salaamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
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haquiqat mohabbatki judai hoti hain. pyar may to sirf ruswai hoti hain. hamari taraf haath bada kar to dekho. dosti may kitni saachai hoti hain.
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Flower n Friend SMS! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Ab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
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Phookbankar muskrana zindagi hai…, Muskara ke Gum bhulana zindagi hai…, Milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua…., Bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai…
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Kal fir yehi sama hoga, Hum mein se kaun na jane kahan hoga, Murjhaye phool to mil jayenge kitabo mein, Par bichhade dosto ka shayad hi koi pata hoga….
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A faithful friend is the medicine of life and True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
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FRiendship is a network that needs,no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,no low bettari,FriendShip is life time in coming..
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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
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Friendship is a special kind of love and One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship–never.
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Aap ki yad aayi, ankhe khuli. varna jagne vale hum na the, dosti pe jinda he aap ki, varna jinda rehne vale hum na the.
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dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye, dukh-sukh me de sath vo yar chahiye, hum kisi ko bhulate nahi lekin jo yad rakkhe hame vo yar chahiye……
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When tears flow in your eyes… Always remember two things: Im here and I care I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
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True friends stay together and never say goodbye! Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
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Friendship never speaks volumes it never demands proof…..it never has a happy ending too…..simply bcoz it doesnt end as longas frnds r true……Gudnite
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A true thought:When you are up,your friends know who you are.When you are down,you know who your friends are…..
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A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of LOVE, B’coz Sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship Rises in the heart and sets after Death…..
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Takdeer ne chaha takdeer ne bataya,Takdeer na tumko humse milaya… Khushnaseeb the hum ya woh pal,Jab tumsa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya….
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Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…
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Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain… Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain…
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Har dua kubul nahi hoti,Har aarzu puri nahi hoti … Jinke dil me aap jaise dost rehte ho,Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hai

Dosti
Tufaan mein kashti ko kinaare bhi mil jaate hain…,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare bhi mil jaate hain…;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari hain zindagi…,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi se pyare bhi mil jaate hain..!!!

राँझा राँझा सन्देश

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.

NewZealand me १

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Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wkt
uska wght 80kg tha jo bhurta gya or 15 din bad 280kg ho gya
herat angez Magr sach hy
Q k




Bacha Hathi ka tha.

aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?

dosra:" pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon"

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka।


Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..

Bacha ro raha hai.

Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Student: HBFC k malik hain.

Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?

Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat

Employee:

Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay hain????????

Boss:

Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat hoti hai………….

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!

dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..

Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

Maths teacher: jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the।Student: Sir, aapko koi acha teacher padhata hoga.

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