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1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.

NewZealand me १

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Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wkt
uska wght 80kg tha jo bhurta gya or 15 din bad 280kg ho gya
herat angez Magr sach hy
Q k




Bacha Hathi ka tha.

aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?

dosra:" pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon"

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka।


Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..

Bacha ro raha hai.

Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Student: HBFC k malik hain.

Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?

Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat

Employee:

Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay hain????????

Boss:

Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat hoti hai………….

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!

dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..

Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

Maths teacher: jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the।Student: Sir, aapko koi acha teacher padhata hoga.

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