Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

Fool se, Fool ne, Foolon ki Foolwari me Fool ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautifool, Colorfool & wonderfool Amongst all the fools. Happy April Fool's Day

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die. See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your... book from your bag and study..