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Dil aur Duniya me sirf itna frq hai ki
Is Duniya me bahut sare Log rahte hai lekin
Iss Dil me Sirf Aap...
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Aapki "Bhabhi" rahti hai.



Ye jo Hath me 4 Inch ka Dabba Pakada hai na.
Ye sirf msg Receive karne ke liye nahi hai,
Isse msg Send bhi hote hai,
Tey karke Dekho, Smile nahi Try maro.

Asmaan mein tum ho , samundar mein tum ho , zameen pe tum , hawa mein tum , jahan pe dekho tum hi tum. Domex wali aunty thik kehti thi kitanu har jagah hai


Bole jo wo dosti, chup rahe wo pyar, hashay jo wo dosti, rulay wo pyar, milay jo wo dosti, juda kare wo pyar. Phir bhi log chod ke dosti kyon karte hai pyar!



Insaan k andar message padne ka itna bada kida hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupid fool bevcoof nalayak ko kitni bhi gaali pad rahi ho niche tak padta zata hai.

main aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word Bhejta Hu jise aap aage se Padho Ya pichhe se aap ko aap ka Hi naam Dikhai Dega . . . . u l l u


MasterJi apne Student se bole koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.
Stdnt - "Mota marta Moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, MasterJi ki 2 Betiya par me Marta Choti pe."

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai...
Pyar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai...
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par...
Qki Dar ke aage Jeet hai.

1 Ladki _ Ladke ko kiss karti hai. to Ladke pe Lipstick ka Daag lag jata hai.
Ladka bola ye kya kiya?
Kuch Accha karne me Daag lage to
"DAAG ACCHE HAI NA"


Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai...
Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
wah Wah
Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.


pata hai gabbar ne thakur ke ho hath kyun kate kyunki wo use msg nahi bhejta tha


Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?

Student:- P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Pejama Holding Device

Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?

Student:- P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Pejama Holding Device.


pj on demand;
itna padh likh k tu kya payega....

wah wah

itna padh likh ke tu kya payega...






arre volume kam kar papa jag jaega.


IGNOU k student marne k baad jalaye nahi Dafnaye jaate hai,
Yakin naa aaye to Kabar khod k dekh lo,
Wo wahan v BackLog ki Taiyaari karte paaye jaate hai !!!!



Sajti rahe khusiyon ki mehfil ki har khusi suhani lage,
Aap zindagi me itne khush raho ki har khusi aapki deewani lage!!!!!


1 Din k 24 Ghante:--


Usme se:----


9 sone k

9 kamane k

1 Toilet- Bath k

1 Travelling k

2 Khane - Peene k

2 Bibi/GrlFrnd k

Apne liye kya bacha GHANTA




yaad teri na aye
aisa hone na denge
dost tere jaisa
khone na denge,
sarafat se contacat
me rahena,verna
kan ke niche do
kheech ke denge...


Zindagi Ko jarurat me rakho.khawashiyo ki taradf na le jao.q ki ...jarurat fakiro ki bhi puri hoti hai aur khwaish badshaho ki bhi adhuri reh jati hai......


A apun ko tere sath SMS ka Dandha band karne ka hai,
Kya hai ki apun ki Kanjoos se banti nahi,
agar Compromise karna hai to 2-4 SMS kar,
warna Dandha Khallas.



Agar mere msg se aap Pareshan ho aur Gussa bhi ata ho to aap 1 Jhadu 1 Chappal aur 1 Danda lekar apne Sir pe mar lo qki hum nahi Sudhrenge.



Unke Pyar se Gila nahi Mujhako,
Kya hua jo Kuch mila nahi Mujhako,
Fir Dua karenge unke liye hum,
Unko wo mil jaye jo mila nahi Mujhako.



Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar...
Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar....

Diagram galat ho Gaya....rubber de rubber...:-D


By: sharma
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Arz kiya hai,ki Gam hai aurTanhai He wah wah ! Gum hai aur Tanhai he abe bhai tum b msg karo maine kya"Ambani" ka ladka pataya hai..!!!:-:->

Arz kiya hai,ki Gam hai aurTanhai He wah wah ! Gum hai aur Tanhai he abe bhai tum b msg karo maine kya"Ambani" ka ladka pataya hai..!!!:-:->


school me ki masti aur pad gayi mar,
wah wah

school me ki masti aur pad gayi mar..
wah wah

ab "Nimbu ki Shakti" k saath naya VIM bar.



Height of Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano
Car........preferab ly with Gas Kit!!!

( o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o) { o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) Ullu ki tarah kya dekh rahe ho sms hi to bheja hai.



golden words:
agar duniya me mehnat ki qadar hoti,
to gadha sub se zayeda izzatdar hota,
deticated to all hand working and busy friend....


Jab aap kisi ko Khuda se Mango, aur woh aapko na mile toh Samaj jana ki aapko Khuda se koi aur mang raha hai.
Think Positive.


zindagi main tum buhat agay jaoo gay
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jahan bhi jaoo gay
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loog yehi kahain gain
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chal be chal
AGAY NIKAL !!!!!!!!



A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!


Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..


Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!!!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!

Tum kya jano bewakuf dost kya hote hai, tum kya jano pagal dost kya hote hai, kyoki

tumhare dost to intelligent hai na, kismat to saali hamari kharaab hai...;-)



Jara muskura do yaar please Thoda sa
Thoda aur
Thoda sa aur...

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