Hasyam (sms jokes)

cute SMS
god ne tujhe bhejha tu bejha lehin bejha tu aisa bheja ke bhejhe me bhejha hi nahi bhejha ye mujhe kisine bhejha isliya maine tujhe bheja

if u r with 1girls
its anand
if with 2 girls
maha anand
with 3girls
parama nand
but if u r with many girls
its
swami nityananda

Mujhe ek anguthi banwana hai par MOTI nehi mil raha.
Isi liye maine socha ki yeh MOTI mere kisi achhe dost ki MUSKAN se mil jati to achha hota.
Kyun MUSKURAOGI na mere liye

Ye Hamari Khuda Se Tahe dil Se Mannat He ki Unki Jindagi Me Ho Khushiyon Ki Bharmarr,
Chehare Hansi Na ho Rukhsat Kabhi,Mann Me Rahe Hamesha Umang Hajjar.

Chahne Valon ke liye Hamesha Duaa Mangi Jatee He,
Galti unki Maf ki Jaati He, Raah Ho Andhere Me to Har Raah Roashan Ki Jaati He
Ankhoan Mme Ho Ansoo To To Hansi Di Jatee He.

Bhoot Raat ko Viraniyo me Q Ghumte hai...?
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Kher Chodo ye Tumhara Personal Matter hai jaha Marzi Ghumo Firo

Lagi thi jor se
Bathroom band tha…

Wah Wah

Lagi thi jor se
Bathroom band tha….

Andar ja ke dekha to
Pani kam tha…

zindgi ki kisi v mor par agr aap ko faisala karna ho to dil ki suno dil bhale left me ho par decision hamesh RIghT deta hai........

Gulab Ko Zamane Me Gul-e-Nayab Kehte Hain,
Salamat Rahe Wo Ghar Jisme Aap Rehte Hain,
Door Se Aap Ko Tohfa Kia Dain,
Faqat Bus Aapko 'SALAM' Kehte Hain.

Dua Yehi Hai Har Pal Muskurao Tum

Qadam Jahan Rakho Wahan Khushiyan Pao Tum

Na Aaye Koi Dard Paas Tumhary

Jisko Chaho Usko Sada Paas Pao Tum.

Aameen.

Ye Bhi Ek Dua hai meri Khuda sy,

kisi ka dil na dukhe meri wja se,

ay KHUDA kar dy kuch aisi inayat Hum pe

K Khushian Milein Sub Ko Meri Wja sy.
Ye Bhi Ek Dua hai meri Khuda sy,

kisi ka dil na dukhe meri wja se,

ay KHUDA kar dy kuch aisi inayat Hum pe

K Khushian Milein Sub Ko Meri Wja sy.

Neend jab Mujhe Aagosh me leti hai, Aapka Chehra Nigahon me bas jata hai, Ek dum se Meri Aankh khul jati hai,
Hontho se ye Aawaz aati hai




MUMMY BHOOT.

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.@AT

Bina libaas ke aaye the is sansaar me



bus ek kafan ke liye itna safar karna padha


Gandhi ke smile me aaj bhi chamak hai...wah...wah



Gandhi ke smile me aaj bhi chamak hai...wah...wah



Kya aapko lagta hai uske tooth paste me namak hai...??

mulakat ka silsila chalta rahega,ye mausam bhi badalta rahega, ye wada he apse chahe door raho kitna bhi, hamara SMS apko milta hi rahega..

MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO
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IS LIYA KUCH NHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PADHNA

1 Akalmand insaan ne 1 Bewkoof se poocha: "saari duniya tumhe Bewakoof kyon kehti hai?"





























Neeche kya dkh raha hai jawab de....

Humey Pata hai aap bahut Busy hai
zyada nahi pr thode Crazy hai
Mana ki milna bahut hi muskil hai
Pr Mobile pe sms karna to Bahut Easy hai.

Mein tere naseeb ki barish nahi ho tujh pe baras jao dost..

Tujhe is garmi mein roz nahana ho ga...!

I Pray 2 God 2 Give u.
Shanti,
Shakti,
Prem,
Pratap,
Gyan,
Shaan,
Shardha,
Samridhi,
Shaurya,
Vivek,
Sneh,
Vijay,
Kaushal...
13 Bacche kafi hai ki aur mangu.

I Miss u rozana:
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After breakfast and khana...
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Ab tum zayada mat itrana,
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hum ko acha lagta hai tum ko ullo banana