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pucha muje chand sitaro ne tuje bhula diya kya tere jigri yarone maine muskurakar bola "bhul to nahi sakte par lage hoge kamine kisi ko patane me "

Main roz msg kyu bhejta hu ?



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Time paas?


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Mai ye msg apne Desh k liye krta hu kyki,


"PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA"

"ALWAYS SMILE"
U know Y..?

Bcoz :
Haso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
Khush raho!
Kya Pata..
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Kal mujhse PANGA ho jaye &
Hasne k liye Daant hi na rh

Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He
To Vo Bole Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye To Wo Bole Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He..

1 baat bolu



Naraz mat hona





Bol du.



Soch lo.






Mai




Apse










Pyar.







Se keh raha hu.Sms kar do nahi to khoon kharaba ho jayega..

Arz hai...
Laila ki shadi me lafda ho gaya...
Laila ki shaadi me lafda ho gaya...
Majnu itna nacha,
ki langda ho gaya.

Coca Cola Mai Pesticide,
Cadbury Me Keede,
dudh mai milawat,
Pani Bi Kharab,

Saaf Bachi Hai To sirf SHARAB!

Piyo Sir Utha Ke ! Jio Ladkhada Ke!



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Science ne sabit kiya ki




"Bandar aur Gadhe" SMS padte vakt ANGUTHE ka istemaal karte he





NA-NA Ab ANGUTHA mat hatao sabit ho Chuka he

Apko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lge,
To Apko Pura Huq he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Pr De Maro,
Apki KHUshi Se Zyada Zruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi Hai

Khushi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko apni sharto pr jite h, Khushi to unhe milti h jo dusro ki khushi k liye apni zindgi k Mayne bdal dte h..