PAGAL SMS

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about Australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Wah Wah...

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..

Meri hansi ek dum nikli..

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon Faraz..
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K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti he ….

Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha...!
"DOSTO"

Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phainka'
Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi phainka

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...



Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)

Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?

Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard

Agar Na De To Khusra

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Mujhe tumse itni shiddat se muhabet ho gai hai.
K ab tum bin reha nehi jata tumhare bin neend nhe ati

I love u

I mis u

Ab a jao na

My dear

Light !

What is Your Name?

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Aray Pagal Tujhay Apna Naam Bhi Nahi Aata

Jo Neechay Dekh Raha Hai.

bewakoof ...;->

bekar hai wo log apni lover ko miss karte hai, agar miss karana hi hai to us MACHHAR ko miss karo, jo apni jaan pe khel kar aapko kiss karte hai...