PUCHHALE SMS

1 ajeeb sawal jis ka jawab na "yes" dia ja sakta hai aur na "no".
Sawal hai k,
Kia aapne MANDIR se jootey churana chor di..?
Himat hai to jawab do

Jis sey aanchal bhi nahi sar ka sambhala jata,

Us sey kia khak terey ghar ki hifazat hogi..

Silent msg for all those boys who like fashionable girls.

"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi ay DoSt....

Meri riyaasat me teri TASVEER Waly PAMPER chala krty . .

Koshish Karo k Zindagi Mai

Dukh Delete kro!
Khushian Save kro!
Dushman Cancel kro!
Dost Enter kro!
Dua Dial kro!

&
MUHBATEN Send Karo.

Memon ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek maulana k paas gaya aur bola,
maulana sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..!
Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!

Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
Machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Jaan ko agar jaaan bhul jaye to jaan ki kasam meri jaan nikel jayegi .Isliye jaan tumhe apni jaan ki kasam kabhi dobara apni jaan ko aisi bat na kehna jaan .

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