SMS PETROL

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchn

Itni badtameez larki mainey zindagi main nahi dekhi FARAZ

Sab k samne jo mere kan main kehti hai..




"Ap k account ki raqam is call k liay na kafi hai".

Dost B Ho Wafadar B Ho,
Didar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

Piyar B Ho Beshumar B Ho,
Izhar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

SMS B Ho Mazedar B Ho,
"REPLY" Na Ho To Kia Faid

Usay keh do k wo kisi or se 'pang'ga' ka na sochy Gaalib

Ek me hi kaafi hoon umar bhar uski "be iizati" k liye.

Cheel urri ...

Kaw'wa urra.!,'

Maina urri,.,'

Chir'ria urri....,'

gadha urra.,.,'


Oo...sorry

jaldi main aap ko b urra dia..

'Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad agaye.

To Farmaya.....

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Or

Hath mein hai naya Lux.....

Teri har suba muskurati rahe
teri har shaam gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile iss tarah se mile ki
har milne wale ko teri yaad satati rahe

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
.
Nahi
.
.
Sab se acha dance Pakistani "AWAM" krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

Lo G ek baar phir
Petrol mehnga krne par.


.
Naara masom awam ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka.

Ab hum tum se roz roz milne nhi aa skte Faraz,


Kyu k petrol ek din baad phir mehnga ho gya ha