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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

(Language: Hindi) Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

(Language: Hindi) Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

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