hasi ke fawware(funny,cute sms jokes)

vary funny

1)Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....

2)Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.

3)Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,

4)Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO... Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.

5)Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi,
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..

DUS BAHANE KARKE LE GAYE DIL


1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
MATLAB
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!


Hum Khaak-e-Zameen Hokar Us Chand Ki Hasrat Kar Baithe Thy FARAZ.
Wo Shaks Sitaron Se Bhi Oncha Tha Jisse Hum Mohabbat Kar Baithe Thy.
“flirt sms“
Flirt Sms
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Hurt by words some people
Posted by Ashi
February 12, 2010

Some People Hurt By Words
& Some By Action..
But
The Worst Pain
I Think Is That!
Some One Ignores You
When U Value Them More Than Anything Else!
Friends hurts
Flirt Sms
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Faraz kuch is tarhan hai
Posted by Ashi
November 11, 2009

Muflasi Ka Alam Kuch iss Tarah hai FARAZ..
.
.
.
.
Dost Gandu hain phir b HUM..
GAAND KO TrastE hain…!
Flirt Sms
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Dulha on wedding
Posted by Ashi
October 8, 2009

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de
Flirt Sms
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Yeh Muskan
Posted by Ashi
October 8, 2009

Ye muskan
Ye jazbay
Ye moj
Ye masti
Ye rishte
Ye wade
Ye sangeet
Ye pyar
Ye dosti
Ye dil
Sab kuch adhoora hai
“Aap ke Bina”…
Flirt Sms
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Lesson from the movie Rab nay bana di jodi
Posted by Ashi
October 8, 2009

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
Flirt Sms
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There are Tulips in my garden
Posted by Ashi
October 8, 2009

There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park
but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
Flirt Sms
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Mobilink wali say
Posted by Ashi
October 8, 2009

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao ZONG wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
Shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

MEN’S “F” Rules:
Find her,
Follow her,
Friend her,
Flirt her,
French her,
Finger her
Force her
Fuck her
Forget her
Find Next Chic.
Adult Sms, English Funny Sms, Flirt Smsadult boys, Adult Sms, flirt men, Flirt Sms, men's f rules, sms rules
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Flirt Sms Page 4
Posted by Ashi
September 16, 2008

Flirt Sms, Flirt someone, karo, karo or kartay jao!
I can’t help it, it’s not by choice, my heart beats faster,
my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe
and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can’t help it I’m crazy for U!
*****************************************************************************************************************
Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz [...]
Flirt SmsFlirt Sms, flirt sms page 4, Karo sms, kartay jao
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Flirt sms page 3
Posted by Ashi
September 16, 2008

Flirt sms, flirt now karo, karo or kartay jao!
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
****************************************************************************************************************
I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!
****************************************************************************************************************
Once upon a time, something happened [...]
Flirt SmsFlirt Sms, flirt sms page 3, new flirt sms, sweetest
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Flirt Sms Page 2
Posted by Ashi
September 16, 2008

Flirt Sms, Karo Flirt, Karo bhai, kartay jao!
If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS,
and if U don’t find me among them, dont worrry!
I’ve just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
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Some people have nice eyes…
some people have nice smile,
others have nice faces,
but you have all of them with [...

Love defined by a simple boy:
LOVE is when i sit in the last bench of the class
and feel very special when she turns back and look at me
only to confirm that i am present
Love Sms
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Un sa na millay jo…
Posted by Ashi
May 19, 2010

Love quote
Agr “MÖhäbbät”
Un sè nä mile jö tùmhäre “pyärè” hain,
Tö phir, “Möhäbbät”
Un kö zärrör dènä jin ko tùm “Pyäre ho”
*_.
Love Sms
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Hawa say darna..
Posted by Ashi
May 17, 2010

Bichhar K Mujh Se Mashgala Akhtiyar Karna
Hawa Se Darna” Bujhe Charagon Se Piyar Karna,
Khuli Zameeno Mein Jab Bhi Sarson K Phhool Mehkain
Tum Aysi Rutt Mein Sada Mera Intzar Karna,
Jo Log Chahain” To Phhir Tumhain Yaad Bhi Na Aaein
Kabhi Kabhi Tum Mujhe Bhi In Mein Shumaar Karna,
Kisi Ko Ilzaam [...]
Love Sms
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Hasraton ka jahan
Posted by Ashi
May 11, 2010

Hasraton ke jahan me phir dhuan uthne laga
pyar me nakam dil jalane laga
kya khoob sajaya logon ne janaza mera
ki ab janaze me bhi dum ghutane laga.
Love Sms
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Peyar main nakam dill
Posted by Ashi
May 10, 2010

Hasraton ke jahan me phir dhuan uthne laga
pyar me nakam dil jalane laga
kya khoob sajaya logon ne janaza mera
ki ab janaze me bhi dum ghutane laga.
Love Sms
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Apse jeet nahi saktay
Posted by Ashi
May 10, 2010

pyar ki baato me hum apse jeet nahi sakte,
Apki trah intzar kar nahi sakte,
Kar sakte he to bas itna,
Apko yaad kiye bina hum reh nhi sakt…
Love Sms
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Mujhay Qarib say dekho
Posted by Ashi
May 4, 2010

Najany kitni nigaho ka intkhab hun me?
Muje qarib s dekho to 1 khuwab hun me
Muje parhna to zara ehtyat se parhna
Khud apni zat me bikhri hui kitab hun me.
Love Sms
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Teray naam say wabasta
Posted by Ashi
May 4, 2010

Yaadein B hain kuch Aesi Tery NAAM Se Wabasta.
Har Subha hay jaise har Shaam say wabasta.
Bas Tery Tasawuor Se Fursat hee Nahi milti.
Rehti hain Teri Yaadein har SAANS say Wabasta.
Laakhon hain Taman’nayen par ye DUA hay.
Bas NAAM rahy Tera, Mery NAAM Se Wabasta.

daulat hai mujhko zindagi se pyari.
daulat k liye kar du kurban yari .
daulat k liye tod du dosti saari.
ab aapse kya chupana “aap” hi to daulat hamari.
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Har kaam say phelay
Posted by Ashi
May 1, 2010

Mujhey Har Kaam Se Pehly
Sehar Se Shaam Se Pehly
Yehi Ek Kaam Karna Hai
Tumhara Naam laina Hai
Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai
K Jab Bhi Dard Peena Hai
Love Sms
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Choom lati hain latak kar
Posted by Ashi
May 1, 2010

Choom Leti Hain Latak Kar Kabhi Chahra Kabhi Lub,
.
Tumne Zulfon ko Bohat Sir Pe Charha Rakha Hai.
Love Sms
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Tera Taulaq Meray Liay
Posted by Ashi
April 27, 2010

Tera taulaq mere liye hy tofa khuda ka
jo kbi na tute wo rishta hy wafa ka
hum tuj ko kabi bhula na sakain gy
tuj se rishta hy aise jaise LAB aur DUA Ka.
Love Sms
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Peyari nigah
Posted by Ashi
April 27, 2010

Wo pyari nigah sada yad rahay ge
mil kar na milne ke ada yad rahe ge,
mumken hai mere bad vo mujhe bhula dein Lekin umar bhar us ko meri wafa yad rahe gi!
Love Sms
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Aye na agar yaad tu..
Posted by Ashi
April 26, 2010

Aye Na agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari,
Ham Karenge Fariyad Tumhari.
Bewafa ho tum ye Na Kahenge Kisi se,
Kahenge K Kami Thi Wafa Me Hamari…
Love Sms
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Uss ko khabar na milli
Posted by Ashi
April 25, 2010

Abi na uthao mera jnaza logo shayd wo ajaen,
Thori dair kr lo intzar shayd wo ajaen,
Us ko khabar na mili ho mere marnay ki,
Mera munh kafan se mat dhampo shayd wo ajaen,
Utha to liya ha mera jnaza,
Love Sms
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Yeh Rang-e-Gul
Posted by Ashi
April 25, 2010

Ye Rang-E-GuL B hy aur khaar B hy Zuban chaLti hui Tez TaLwar bhi hy Ajjab hy BoLti Aankhon ki masti Jahan inkar b hy
iqraar b hy Ye raah-E-ishq hy dekho, sambhaL kar! Bohat aasan b he Dushwar b he Ajjab do [...]

Tum MOHBAT B Mosm Ki trha nibhaatèy Ho,
>Kbi Brstèy Ho Kbi 1 Boond Ko Trsaatey Ho,
>Pal Mein Kehtey Ho Zmaney Mein Faqt Tera Hun,
>Pal Mein aitaraf-e-Muhabbat se muker jatey ho
Love Sms
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Us shaks say kam kam milna
Posted by Ashi
April 17, 2010

Phool Khil Jayen to Us Shaks Se Kam Kam Milna Mohsin.
Asay He Maosam Main Mohabat Pe Zawaal Aata hai…
Love Sms
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Har zakham uski meharbani hai
Posted by Ashi
April 14, 2010

Zindgi ka har zakhm Uski meharbani hai,
Apni zindgi bhi Adhuri kahani hai,
Mita deta Uska har dard seene se Magar…..?
Ye \”DARD\” Hi To Uski Akhiri nishani hai.
Love Sms
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I have almost everything
Posted by mohsin
April 13, 2010

There is darkness everywhere I go,
Despite the sun shining bright,
Everything seems cheerless,
Despite the colorful flowers every single sight,
I have almost everything,
Yet I have nothing to live by,
Love, this is how I feel,
When U r not by my side.
Love Sms
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Yakeen hai
Posted by Ashi
April 4, 2010

MOTE PE BE MUJA
YAKEEN HAI
MGAR TUM PER B
AITABAR HAI
DEKHNA HAI
PEHLE KON AATA
HAI
MUJH SA MELNE
MUJH 2NO KA
INTZAR HAI…
ALI KA BE
More Love Poetry
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Without Love we are
Posted by rajput03336136612
April 2, 2010

Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Read More: Free Love Sms
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Khushi kay lamhay
Posted by Ashi
March 24, 2010

Khushi K Lamhy Kis Qadar Mukhtasir Hoty Hain FARAZ…
.
.
.
.
Abhi Larki On Line Houi Hi Thi K Light Chali Gai.
Love Sms
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Bin teray yeh zindagi
Posted by Ashi
March 23, 2010

Bin tere ye zindhi adhuri thi,
Tere sath na hona meri majburi thi,
Ho kar bhi pass tu dur thi mujhe se,
Jaane ye kaise duri thi,


Jo khtam ho jaye wo jindgi hoti hai
Jo mil jaye wo maut hoti hai or.. J
o na mile wo MOHBATT hoti hai !
Love sms
Love Sms
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Doobi hain meri unglian
Posted by Ashi
March 13, 2010

Doobi hain meri ungliyan meray hee Khoon mai ..
Ye Kaanch k tukroon pe Bhar0sey ki Saza he
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kia tamasha ho
Posted by Ashi
March 6, 2010

Woh baollaain to kiya tammasha ho Hum na jaain to kiya tammasha
ho Yeh kinnaroon say khailnay walay Doobh Jaain to kiya tammasha ho
Aaj hum bhi tumari waffaoon per Musskarrain to kiya tammasha ho
(¨I`·.·´¨) (¨L`·.·O´¨) (¨`·.·´¨)V¸E.·´ `·.U¸.·
Love Sms
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Mohsin acha tha
Posted by Ashi
March 2, 2010

Hum Raaz ko Raaz Hi Rakhte To Acha Tha Mohsin
Yun Chahat ka Bata k Ussay Magroor karDiya
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Rishta kabhi khatam na karna
Posted by Ashi
February 28, 2010

Hum se juri Chahton ko kabi kam na krna,
Humse jura Rishta kabi khatm na krna.
Kabi chale jayen jo Hum is Dunya se!
Khush rehna Humari duri ka Gham na krna..
Love Sms
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Ujar jati hai dill ke mehfil
Posted by Ashi
February 28, 2010

Kyon ujar jati hai dil ki mehfil…?”
Ya dia kon bhuja deta hai..
Ab tasali bi aziat deti hai mujhy..
Ab dilasa bi rula deta hai.
aLonE pRInCe.
Love Sms
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Teri yadoun say mujhay peyar kioun hai
Posted by Ashi
February 27, 2010

Itna TERI Yaadon se Mujhe pyar Q Hai
Dil TERI Chahat ka Talbgaar Q Hai
Meri Dharkano ko na jane TERA Intizar Q Hai
Mujhe Batao k Mujhe TUM Se Itna Pyar Q Hai?
Love Sms
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Welcome to next day
Posted by Ashi
February 27, 2010

Each Day I am Holding a Hope to
Welcome the Next Day.
You know Why?
Because I am Waiting for You.
Even though I’m Laughing
But you didn’t Try to See My Feelings.
My Pains And my Life Without You
Just See Once You will Realize Then,
How Much I do Love You?
More English sms

Mere khali haath ma apna hath dia hota
Manzil bankar manzil tak tu sath dia hota
Mujko khoh kar chup Chap Q bethe ho
Ek bar tu Rab se muj ko mang lya hota..
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Wajood say khushbu
Posted by Ashi
February 25, 2010

Lipti rahi wojood sy khoshbu tmam raat,
Atay rahay ho yaad mujhy tum tmam raat,
Us ny bary khulos sy mangi thi roshni
Girty rahy makan py jugnu tmam raat …!!
Love Sms
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Peyar ho jaiy tu surat nahi dekhi jati
February 23, 2010

Dil ke bazar me daulat nahi dekhi jati,
pyar ho jaye to surat nahi dekhi jati,
ek hi insaan par luta do sab kuch,
kyoki pasand ho chiz to kimat nahi dekhi jati.
Love Sms
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Hontoun par woh bool na thay
February 9, 2010

”ANMOL”
——–
Aankhoon main jo tehrirain theen,
Honton pay wo bol na thay,
Hum thay ‘US’ k peyar k mary
Bas Hathoon mein kashkol na tha
Hum ne ‘US’ ko toot k chaha,
Ye ‘US’ ka haq tha lakin,
Wo b ‘Hum’ ko toot k chahey,
“HUM ITNAY”
”ANMOL”
“NA THAY”
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Peyar itna do kay had na rahay
February 8, 2010

Mujko “PYAR” itnä dö k HAD”nä rhay
Mgr “ITEBAR” b itnä krnä k “SHAK” nä rhay
Wäfä itni krnä k “BEWFAI” nä rhay
Or DUA Bas itni krnä k kbi “JUDAI”nä rhe
Love Sms
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Ham toot bhee jatay hain
February 6, 2010

Häm ~tööt~ Bhi Jääty Häin tö chärchä Ñähi kärty.
Dukh därd Bhi Sèhty Häin Tämäshä Ñähi Kärty.
Häm äpny Mäfädät Ki Täkméèl Ki Khätir.
Här Shäkhs K Jäzbäät Sy Khèlä Ñähi Kärty.
Hindi Sms, Love Sms
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Fiza main bhe
February 6, 2010

Us”FIZA”mein bhi”JALTAY”rahy ham kisi k liy,
Jahan chiragh “TARASTY”thy “ROSHNI”k lye
Yad rahega ye”DOR-E-HAYAT”b hm ko
K”TARSY”thy” ZINDGI” me”ZINDGI”k lye.
Love Sms
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Sit with me, talk with me
February 6, 2010

No Need 2 sit wid me when i’m sad.
No Need 2 talk 2 me whn I’m bored.
No Need 2 Cry 4 me whn I’m Dead.
But
D0nt ever 4get me
While I’m alive!
“IT HURTS”

No Need 2 sit wid me when i’m sad.
No Need 2 talk 2 me whn I’m bored.
No Need 2 Cry 4 me whn I’m Dead.
But
D0nt ever 4get me
While I’m alive!
“IT HURTS”
Love Sms
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Theek tarhan chalna bhee nahi ata
Gaye ho chor k tanha aysi rahon par
jin pay humein thek tarh chalna b nhi ata
Na rhte tere muntazir tu kya krty
Hm ko tu teri tarhan rasta badlna b nhi ata
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Jo nahi ata uska intazar kioun hai
Jö nähi äätä u$kä intizär Q hötä hy..
Ki$i k liyè äpnä ye hääl Q hötä hy..
Wè$e to dunya me käfi chézein pyäri hèn!
Jö nähin mìltä usi $e PYäR Q hotä hy..
Love Sms, Poetry
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Chand ka kaam hai roshni dena
Chand Ka Kaam?
Roshni Dena
TarO Ka Kaam?
Chamkty Rhna
Love Sms
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Ay Hawa tujhay kasam hai..
February 1, 2010
Ay hawa__
Tujy qasam hy chandni rat ki_
Ab ke bar___
Jo shehar-e-wafa sy guzar ho to___
Sargoshiyon main usy itna kehna__
koi tumain bohat YAAD KARTA Hai….
More Hindi Sms
Love Sms
Zaroorat Tor deti hai
“Zaroorat” Torr Deti Hai
”Gharur”-Ø-Be Niazi Ko”,
Na Hoti Koi Majburi To Hr
ßanda
”Waffa” karta
Hindi Sms, Love Sms
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Teri Udasi Hata k

Hm aj bekhabr rh k b mna lain gy
Tari udasi hata k apna haq jata dan gy
Tre shikwae tre Halaq ma atak jan gy
Hm kuch asa tm ko kr k dikha dan gy
Tb tm tarpane k siwa kuch na kr sakho gy.
Jb tre khaylon ko taj se he chora lan gy
Tere rone py hansta ha [...]
Love Sms
Chragoun ke tarhan ankhain

Hmara Dil swery ka sunehra jam ho jaey..?
Chragon ki trah Ankhen jlain jb sham ho jaey..
Yun Dil ka suda ho gya Akhir jistrah..
Muhbbat ki Hwailee nelam ho jaey,
Ujalay apni yadon k hmary sth rehne do..
Najaney kis gali m zindgi ki sham ho jaey..
aLonE pRInCe.