sms in hindi

funny,cute,love sms

Tere bandaon pe ghaflat hai chhaayee
Har taraf badh rahi hai buraayee
Aisa Badla hai zaalim zaamana
Khoon pita hai bhai ka bhai

Apni rahmat ka karde ujaala
Muh buraayee ka ho jaaye kaala

Door sab ke iqhtelaafat karde
Pyar sab ke dilaon me bharde

Khaleel


Tue 18 May 2010
My beauty
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Shayari
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Tu kaatil tera chehra kaatil
Chehre ka ye kala til bhi katil
bhool kar bhi kahin tum dekh na lena aaina
ki kahin mar na de katil ko katil

Greetings
Vijay


Mon 17 May 2010
aaj aur kal..
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Shayari
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Kal kya hoga kisko khabar
Us chinta me “aaj” na ganwayenge

Kal aap humare ho na ho
Aaj to aapke saath bitayenge

Chand meethi yaade sametkar
Unke sahare umr gujaar denge…


Sun 16 May 2010
Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Shayari
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Jo achahi mere Hotose nikle
Use dil ki baat samajna
Jab burahi nikle
Meri jaan use galati samjna


Sun 16 May 2010
One more one “Bewafa se Wafa…”
Posted by Rahul under Bewafa Shayari SMS
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Hello friends…

Ek meri taraf se (My First attempt) Suggestions and comments are invited.

“Ek bewafa se wafa ki ummeed rakhi hai,

Is dil me saja kar unki ek tasveer rakhi hai,

Na de sake wo insaaf hamari wafa ko,

Fir bhi kadmo mein unke hamne hamari takdeer rakhi hai.

Nadani pyar mein hamne esi kar rakhi hai,

Ke ik bewafa se wafa ki ummeed rakhi hai.”


Sat 15 May 2010
Kyu hota hai pyar…?
Posted by Rahul under Love Shayari
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adab dosto.hope so apko pasand ayegi..comments ka intazar rahega
geetaliji,jindgiji,sagarji,naik ji…………….

Kyu hota hai pyar
—————–

aap mile ho hume kuch is tarah,
khila ho banjar me phool jis tarah…..
bhatak rahe the zindagi ke andhero me kahi,
kya pata kaha se ayi ek masoom si kali…..

dil kahe kar de ikraar mere yaar,
par darr tha kar na de inkaar…..
dekhte dekhte beet gaye din chaar,
humse pehle kar diya unhone izhaar…..
dil dhadak ne laga is baar,
mun me mauj si uthi is baar…..
in ankhon ko tha bas usi ka intazar,
kya isi ko kehte hai pyar…..
rehne lage har pal bekaraar,
phool bhi sharmajaye gar dekhe use ek baar……
dhoondne se bhi na mile,hai hazaaro me ek mera yaar,
kaise bataye tumhe,hai hume unse kitna pyar…..
jaan se pyara hai woh,dil se dildar ban gaya hai woh,
rub ke baad hai woh,bas qayamat tak rahe sath woh…..
zindagi lage janaat se bhi pyari,
sapno ki mehfil humne hai chaand pe sajayi….

phir,
dil ghabraya ,aye dil mere bhai,
bich safar me gadi ek judaii ki ayi…..
ab tadpaye har pal tanhayi,
roke bhi hum hus diye jab yaad unki ayi…..
dil kahe aye khuda !!
jab nahi jud sakte dil ke taar,
to phir “kyu hota hai pyar………”

dilse………sidh


Fri 14 May 2010
Kitna muskil…
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Shayari
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Kitna muskil hai yu zabardasti Khilkhilana…
Kisi ki baat dil tod jaane par bhi muskurana…
Har lamha sitamgar nazar aata hai..
Tumahara naame zikar meri jaan nikaal jaata hai,
Sabki tikhi nazar mujhe zhinzod jaati hai,
Unke har taane par mujhe tumahari yaad aati hai,
Aisa nahi ki zindagi ke palo mein khusiyo ka sawera nahi..
Par dhalti sham ki roshni us sawere ko chupa jaati hai,
Jab in palo mein mujhe sabse jaada andhera nazar aata hai…
Tab kahi dur tumahar muskurata chera nazar aata hai
Meri zindagi ka safar sagar pe aate nazar shitij ki tarah hai….
Jab lage ki gum ki zindagi ka aant aaya hai..
Manzil dur aur dur hoti chali jaati hai…


Thu 13 May 2010
Burning in ur love..
Posted by Rahul under Love Shayari
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Raat Ko Jalte Diye
Din Me Buja Karte Hai
Hum To Tere Pyar Me
Din Raat Jala Karte Hai

Vijay


Wed 12 May 2010
Your name is in my heart…
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Shayari
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I got this shayri from one of my dearest friend and is always my top
favourite one

jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….

greetings
Vijay

Kahin Mile To Usey Ye Kehna.
Faseel-e-Nafrat Gira Rahi Hon.
Gaye Dinon ko Bhula Rhi Hon.
Wo Apne Waadon se Phir Raha Hai.

Main Apne Waade Nibha Rhi Hon.
Kahin Mile To Use Ye Kehna.
Na DilMain koi Malal Rakhe.
Hamesha Apna Khayal Rakhe.
Wo Apne Sare Gum mujhko De De.
Tamam Khushian Sambhal Rakhe…

Nishana jo le wo survir,
Nishane pe lag jaye wo teer,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo Tasvir,
Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye woh Taqdir
Submitted: 11 Apr 07 by Safin Email to friend #683
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dhokha koun deta hai?
Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
Submitted: 29 Mar 07 by jen_junagadh Email to friend #667
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exams kee maar...
Samundar jaisa syllabus hain,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hain,

Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hain,
Mug jitna likha jata hain,

Aur boond jitne marks milte hain!

ShahJahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha...
Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Submitted: 27 Dec 06 by Safin Email to friend #584
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namaskar...
Maine apko phone kiya to network bola, namaskar
pagal ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se iss waqt
baat karna chahte hain, uska
DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.
Submitted: 8 Sep 06 by Grrrh Email to friend #262
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baat karte hain kum!
Dosti cheez nahi jatane ki.
Hume adat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki.
Hum islie karte hai bat kum,
Kyunki nazar lag jathi hai rishto ko zamane ki
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Submitted: 8 Sep 06 by Grrrh Email to friend #261
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Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi, JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge. kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye, Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge.
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #190
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Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah! , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? , ha ha ha ha.....
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #191
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You r my sweet SONA , I don't want u KHONA , I want a place in your heart's KONA , Otherwise i will start RONA , Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya , to night ko sleeping chor diya , tere face ki gentle beauty ne , mere kind heart ko phor diya
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #193
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai , na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA , aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #194
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum , waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum , Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum , Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #195
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai , Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai , Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai , Bandar jab pass hota hai
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #196
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Apple kat ta hoon knife se , Paani peeta hoon pipe se , Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #197
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na tum chat per atin , na main deewana hota , na tum patthar martin , na main kana hota

yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain piladiya, is sar phiray ka sara system hiladiya
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #199
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meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana , agar yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay ana
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #200
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Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi , Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi
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Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #201
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Aur bhi bohat si cheezin lut chuki hain dil k sath , yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmane k baad , isliye kamre ki aik aik cheez check karta hon , aik tere aney se pehle aur aik tere jane k baad
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #202
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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon , Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #203
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jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi , Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi , Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim , Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa , vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa , vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa , vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa , vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa , vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #205
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #206
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... , maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
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Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #207
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vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa , bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi , jivan ka ek atoot hissaa... , vo college ki yaaden, vo college ke din , koi to louta de mere college ke din........
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #208
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TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA , TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA , SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
Submitted: 17 Aug 06 by Safin Email to friend #176
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majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main.