Love sms

pal ejhaar ke(CUTE SMS)

Ur dream determines Ur goals,
Ur goals map out Ur actions,
Ur actions create results,
And the results bring u success.!
“Good Nite my Friend have a nice dreams”

ShareThis

* Buzz up! (95) 1 Comment Send This SMS

Mohabat Mar Nahi Sakti

Suno ,
kisi Ne Such kaha tha ,
ye ,
Mohabat Mar Nahi Sakti ,
Magar,
Adhora Such Suna Humne,

Mukamal Such to ye hai k

Mohbat khud Nhi Marti
Mohbat Maar deti he.

Aaj bhai anay wala hay

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Teri Qurbat Mein Juki Si Nazar

Chaand Ho Jesay Sitaron Say Allag
Esay Neainon Mein Haya lagti Hay

Teri Qurbat Mein Juki Si Nazar
Aik Masoom Si Dua Lagti Hay

Marhala Moat Ka Mushkil Magar
Zindgi Es Kay Siva Lagti Hay

Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…

Mom: Wo kesay?

Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…

Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.

Muhabbat yaar hooti hay

muhabbat phool hoti hay,
muhabbat zehr hooti hay,

muhabbat boond bhar paani,
muhabbat dhaar hooti hay,

muhabbat dushman e jaan bhi,
muhabbat yaar hooti hay,

muhabbat jeet bhi shayad,
muhabbat haar hooti hay,
Read the rest of this entry »



Commitment in LOVE

Birds dat live in a lake will fly away when d lake dries up.

But lotus that grows in d same lake will die with d lake,

dats d commitment in LOVE.

Name the thing

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.
…
..
.
Student: ur braizer.

Punjabi Good Night

Read digits in punjabi,

salam!

hor 10

ki hal ay 13

ok g ijazat 2

32 bujhao,,,te

100 jao.

GOOD NIGHT.

Always Remember

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

Tum door ho kay be meray pass rehtay hoo
meray dil mey bastay ho meray saath rehtay hoo

Shab-e-tanhi ke ik ik gharee phool bantee hey
khushbu ban kay tum mera angaan mehkatay hoo

Tumare yaad ke hidatt say jab jalta hey dil mera
tab tum payar ka sawan ban ky baras jatay hoo
Read the rest of this entry »


Touch Of Love

At The

Touch Of Love,

Everyone

Becomes A Poet…..

Is It True ?

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?

.

.

.

.

Its= ” W ”

W-OMAN

CO-W

Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…

Rat Ho Chuki Hai

RAT HO CHUKI HAI — –
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
KEYPAD DABANESE SUBHA NAHI HOGI CHUP CHAP SO JAO GOOD NIGHT

GoogLe Singh

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme?
StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh”
Teacher: y 2 Strange?
Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Submitted By: Adam

Umer bhar saath chahiye

Kahin dubte ko, thamne ke liye sahare ka haat chahiye!
Kahin ishq me mayuus ko, kisi kay pyar ki sougaat chahiye!

Par dosto hame kuch aur mile na mile, lekin,
Hame unki dosti ka umer bhar saath chahiye…

Yun to kitne aaye guzar gaye is zindagi me,par na jaane kyun!,
In kaano ko sirf unhi kay alfaaz chahiye!,
Read the rest of this entry »



Love knows no age

No one is too young for love,
because love doesn’t come from your mind,
which knows your age,
but from your heart,
which knows no age.

Submitted By: Pawan

Why girls cry on wedding

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik..

ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI.

Sleeping Is Not Taking Rest For Todays Hardwork..

It Means Gaining Energy For Tomorrow..

So Sleep Well..
Good Night..!

Fact about cars

Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Khud ko dil main basane ki ijazat de do

Khud ko ais dil main basane ki ijazat de do
Mujh ko tum apna banane ki Ijazat de do

Tum meri zindagi ka aik haseen lamha ho
Phoolon se khud ko sajane ki Ijazat de do

Main kitna chaha hoon kis tarha bataoon tumhain
Mujhe yeh aaj batane ki ijazat de do
Read the rest of this entry »


300 Pathan ship mein travel kar rahay the

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

lakin sare k sare mar gayeee

kaise?

nothing serious

ship bich mein kharab ho gai

tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

Achi zindagi or Achi Mout

Achi zindagi or Achi Mout k lea 7 azeem naikiyan

1. Hr kam se pehle Bismillah perhna

2. Hr kam se fragat k bad Alhmdulilah kehna

3. Galat kam ho jany pr Astagfirulah perhna

4. Ainda k lea kisi kam ka irada kare to Insha-Allah kehna

5. Nagawar bat pr Lahaoul prhna

6. Kisi bhi taklef pe
Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Elaihi Rajion Perhna

7. Hr waqt kalma tayyaba ka wird karna (dil mai ya zuban se)

Latest Urdu Dictionary

*LATEST UrdU DICTIONARY*

IKHLAQ:
Jis Ki SuppLy kM DemAnd Zayada.

Admi:
wo Janwar Jis Ki KhaAL Kai Martba Utari jA Sakti hAi.

Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Read the rest of this entry »

Aaj Ka ThoughT

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge, add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from ur mind.

Kabutar Ne Sardar K Upar Beet Kr Di

1 Kabutar Ne Sardar K Upar Beet Kr Di

Sardar: Kutte Teri Maa ne Tujhe Chaddi Pehenna Nhi Sikhaya.

Kabutar: Abey To Tu kya Chaddi Mein krta hai..?


Unka chehra kitab lagta hai

Unka chehra kitab lagta hai
jaise koi maahtab lagta hai

Unki baato me hai apna pan bhi
Jaise koi bohat khaas lagta hai

Mujhko dekha to aagaya tabassum bhi
koi khilta Gulab lagta hai

Aaj hai aankho me ek shararat bhi
dil hai be-iman lagta hai

Ye sun k he dil tot gya faraz…

THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DAILED IS on other cal.

Ability and Character

The difference between Ability and Character is…
Ability will only get u to the top…but
Character will always retain u at the top…

Fact about cars

Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se………. …
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho Read the rest of this enter

Jo Shakhs Sotay Waqt Bismillah Parta He

RASOOL E AKRAM (S.A.W) NE FARMAYA
JO SHAKHS SOTAY WAQT BISMILLAH PARTA HE,

ALLAH FRISHTON SE FARMATA HAI K US KI HAR SANS KAY BADLAY NAIKI LIKH DO..!!

Cheap attitude of girls

Cheap attitude of girls:
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,
fwds dat to her frinds n then replies the boy.
“i dont like dat kind of sms ok?”


Lrki Mere Khwab mein aai thi

Husband: KaL paros WaLi Lrki Mere Khwab mein aai thi.

Wife: AkeLi hi aai hogi??

Hus: Haan mgar Tumhen Kese Pta ??

Wife: Us ka Husband mere Khwab mein aya tha..

Apni zubaan ki hifazat karno

Wo kya cheez hay jiski hifazat karna, dolat ki hifazat karne se b zyada mushkil hai?

.

.

.

.

apni zubaan ki hifazat karna!

Mujh se ankh milaye kaunn

apni dhun main rahta hun
main bhi tere jaisa hun

o pichli rut k sathi
ab k baras main tanha hun

teri gali main sara din
dukh k kankar chunta hun

mujh se ankh milaye kaun
main tera aina hun
Read the rest of this entry »

Ab so jao Meri jan

Kali raat

tarun sy bhra Aasman

veran galiaan

sunsan qbrstan?..

raat ho gai hy

ab so jao ?Meri jan?

2 Khusrey Apas mein Batein krte hoye Ja rahe Thay
k Achanak aik Khusra Neeche Gri Gya. Or Rone Laga

Doosra TasaLLi Dete Hoye BoLa: Uth Paro “Mard Ban..”


ZINDAGI aek dish hay

ZINDAGI, aek dish hay.
ISAY, PYAR k ghee main pakao,
MUSKURAHAT ki aanch tez rakho, NAFRAT ke dhuway se bacho, KHUSHIYO kI bangaar do,aur GUSSAY ki mirch kam rakho.
Aur han PAKEEZA JAZBAAT ka dahi dalna mat bholna..

IN baato pe amal karo. Kafi mazedar dish banegi ZINDAGI ki

Tumharay naam likhta hoon
Tumharay naam likhta hoon…!!
Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Muhabbat aur khusboo ke,
Wafaon ke massarat ke,
Dhadakte dil ke wo nagme,
Jo insano ki dharti par,
Har eek mausam me gaye hain !
Read the rest of this entry »

whatever I ask

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .;-)

Submitted By: Dilsha


Have Sweet Dreams

Take One Glass Ful Of Sugar

And Put It In To Ur Eyes

And U Will Have Sweet Dreams.

If U Want Masala Dreams,

Try Chilly Powder

gUd n|

ABAY NAHA LAY

suno
mehsoos kero
badal ki garaj
bijli ki chamak
barish ki ik ik boond
cheikh cheikh ker keh rahi hain
“”ABAY NAHA LAY “”

If You like someone

If You like someone,
Show it.
It will be sweeter than Telling.

But

If You don’t like someone,
Just Tell it.
It will be less painful than Showing it …

Agar main dur ho jaon
To palkon ko jhapak daina
Agar ansu koi giraay
Samajh jana keh wo hoon main

Hathaili saamnay rakhna
Keh sab aansuu giraay us main
Jo ruk jaye ga hounto per
Samajh jana keh wo hoon main
Read the rest of this entry »


Important message before Sleeping

Important
message
before
Sleeping.
Please dont forget to

?Close your mouth?

gOod nIgHt

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!
& when a girl is 18, she is ready for…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

NADRA I D CARD …or kiya?
Hamesha ganda he sochna…..:-)

Choti Si Dosti

Choti Si Dosti,

Anjaani Mulakaatein;

Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,

Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;

Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??

Husband To A Newly Wed Wife

Husband To A Newly Wed Wife!
I Could Go To The End Of The World For You
Wife:Thanks,But Promise Me
You Will Stay There For The Rest Of Your Life.


Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le
1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,

Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:

Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.

Sath Tmhara Pana Hai

Sath Tmhara Dena Hai
Kuch Sath Tmhara Pana Hai

Pathro K is Shehr Me
1 Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hai

Rab Ne Jo Rishta Asman Pe Likha hai

Usse Duniya Me Nibhana Hai

1 Nam Tmhara Likhna Hai
1 Nam Hamien Ban Jana Hai

Kuch Batein Tm Se Karni hain
Kuch Dil Ka Hal Sunana Hai
Read the rest of this entry »

What’s Nasbandi ?

What’s Nasbandi…….?

Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi…


Her Dam Karon Yaad Tujy Duaon Me

Her Dam Karon Yaad Tujy Duaon Me

Sada Khush Raho Payar Ki Chaon Me

Izzat Ho Teri Sari Dunya Ki Nigahon Me

Koi Ghum Na Mily Tujhy Zindgi Ki Rahon Me.
AAMEEN



Sign Of A True Friend

Sign Of A True Friend …

He Always See The Pain Behind Ur Eyes At That Time,

When Everyone Says

“Man ! You Smile Alot …”


Love Me But Love Me Like No Other

Love Me But Love Me Like No Other !

Hold My Hand But Hold It Forever!

Care For Me But Care For Me Deep!

Take Me But Take Me To Keep

Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega

Don’t Guess A Person’s Character On His Present Situation
Coz Time Has The Power To Change An Ordinary Coal Into A Precious Diamond…..



Apne khayalon ki hifazat karo

AQWAL.E.ZAREN:
Apne khayalon ki hifazat karo kyun k yeh tumhare alfaz ban jate hain,

Apne alfaz ki hifazat karo kyun k yeh tumhare Aamal ban jate hain

Election me khare ho rahe hain

Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?

Suhaag Raat kaise guzri?

MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha
kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri?

B V!
Kute ne dono SURAAKH
‘C’ daye
or pochta hai or
kahan kahan se phati hai…



Raat ko sony sy pahly

Raat ko sony sy pahly ak hi dua mango
YA ALLAH mujay uta ly

?
?
?
?
?
?
soba sawery
?
?
?
nemaz k lie?

Submitted By: Zameer

ShareThis

* Buzz up! 1 Comment Send This SMS

Milna Bicharna Sab Qismat Ka Khel Hy

Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hy,

Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hy,

Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,

Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hy…


Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes

Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes….. !!!

Because Nobody Slips down by Hills…..!!!

But just Slips by Little Stones…!!!



Ajeeb Dost Hai

Ajeeb dost hai mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta hai
Sawal karne se phelay jawab rakhta hai
Wesay to kehta hai “I hate girls”
Magar khusron se hansi mazaq rakhta hai



Raat Sone se pehle 21 baar Bismillah Parho

Jo raat sone se pehle 21 baar Bismillah parhe
wo SHYTANI asraat chori or Achanak mout se mehfooz ho jata hai.
Subhanallah.