ajeeb sms

um Na Sms Karte Ho Na Call.

I Think U hve Zero Balance.

Ye Lo Card No. Recarge Kar Lo.

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Scratch Khud Karo.

I m Busy

Challange 4 All: Ye Kam Koi B Nhi Kar Skta Agar Kr Ly To I Promise Me Usky Number Par 500 Ka Load Krwaon Ga. Wo Kam Hy Mery Number Pay 1000 Ka Load.

tum ho to gaata hai dil, tum nahi to kya hai yaha.
tum ho to hai sab haasil, tum nahi to geet kaha..
tum hoto hai sapno ke jaisa haseen ek samaan..

Arz hai-

Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada,
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.... Jaise ....
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5 rupye ka Vim Baar,
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Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)

Ghor Kalyug

A boy disturb a girl at bus stop
girl:u bastard dnt u hav mom/sister@home?
Boy:no
girl:to chalna tere ghar jate he yaha time pass kyu kar rah

Duaa Mile Dosto se,
Saath Mile apno se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
Daulat mile Rab se,
Pyar Mile sab se,
Yehi Dua hai Rabse ki AAP Hamesha khush Rahe sab se..

"AAP"
jante ho hame kya pasand h?
Bela ki
"MEHAK"
Raat ki
"CHANDNI"
Shaam ki
"UDAASI"
December ki RAATEIN,Doston ki BAATEIN
AurIs msg ka pehla lafz.

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to set chori ho jayega.

MERA JIVAN MERA DESH,BHARAT MATA KI JAI,JAB TAK HAMARA DESH AAJAD RAHEGA,TAB TAK HUM APNI BHARAT MATA KI RAKSHA KAREGE.

log bolenge kese fashane me likhata hu, me dil se kitna rota hu, par bat ye nahi he me to sirf apne yaro se apne dil ka fasana bolta hu ....