sharmile sms

ehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje chhod ke chali gayi, par me to wafa ki mallika kahunga jo hamesa ke liye mere dil me bas gayi...

Machli jal ki rani hai

No.. No..
Something new...

Girlfrnd dil ki rani he,
jivan uska money he,
Haath lagao Chillayegi,
Money Nikalo pat jayegi

Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai. @??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya

Apne mulk ki hifazat karain




Kyun k






Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai.

Dear friends Malaria,Swine flue infection is increasing & the reason is infected water..so dont 4get 2 purify water by adding 90ML whisky/vodka or RUM..

Har qadam pe farishton ka lasker ho sath apke,Har qadam pe apki hufazat khuda kare,Ho apka nasib aisa duniya me K aasman b apki qismat pe NAAZ kare..

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand ."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?
swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..

ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.



hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge



hm to h bahut hi garib admi



14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox k bayanat ko madde nazar rakhte hue ye adalat aapko dafa $DOSTI$ K tahat kanjus karar dete hue 10 sms karne ka hukm deti hai.

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

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Ab hame sirf

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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....

Cheeers...

B INDIA THINK INDIA.