CHINNU SMS

"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

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5gm kasme
10gm hanshi
10gm shuk-dukh
25gm pyar
50gm batein
thodi takrar
aur thoda pyar
swad anusar
DISH-E-DOSHTI
ho gai taiyar.

1 chote bache ne darwaja khola or apni didi k boyfriend ko dekh k masumiyat se bola :
"AAp roj didi se milne aate ho ? apki apni DIDI nahi hai kya ?

Santa: Main +2 me tha wo 9th me thi.
Main +2 me tha wo M.A. me thi.
Main +2 me tha wo Ph.D me thi.
Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai.
Moral: Tu badli 100 bar asi ek war na badle.

Sardiyo ki 1 sard sham me usne mere haath thaam ke kaha
itne garm haath wafaa ki nishani hote hai.
Mujhe ab khayal aaya ke us waqt uske haath thande kyu the.

Lyf is a little haraami & v are little haramkhors too.
Ven v find sm1 whose haramkhori is matching ours,v fall into mutual harampanti & cal it Frndship.Hi jaan.

BAPU bola
jo bhi msg nahi krta use aur msg krne ka
aeisa krne se ek din use aapki kadar aayegi
isliye SORRY bolega aur msg karega
bole to GANDHIGIRI ZINDABAAD..!

log gulab dekh k kehte hain ki kitna badnasib hai ye..kanto me khila hai. per koi un kanto ki nahi sochta jise bade nasib se 1 phool mila hai

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere Dost

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