Wednesday, September 22, 2010

IDIOT SMS

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf 2line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf adha sms padte hain Aapne to BEWAKUFI ki had kardi abtak pad raheho



Sher likha jata he
Padha jata he
Suna jata he
Kaha jata he
Lekin jb Sher
samne ata he to Payjama uper se dhila,Neche se gila OR Peche pila hojata hai



Educational Song
TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar Chala

MATHS-Ajib dastan h ye

EXAM-Zehrli Raate

RESULT-Dhak Dhak Karne Laga

FAIL-Jag Sona Sona lage



'SMS'karne me kitna maja ata hai,
But'DIL'Ghabrata hai,
Q ki'Balance'jata h,
but asli'maja'tab aata hai,
jab kanjus logo se 'SMS' Ka jawab aata ha
Galat baat par Gussa ajana sharafat ki nishani hai,
Lekin usi Guse ko pee jana
ek sachhe INSAN ki Nishani hai.


Future genration,
MAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nhi le payegi,

Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi.

Aapni GirlFrnd Ko Ye Dil Fek Shayari Bhejiye,

Arz Hai,

Pani K Bina Tu Tatti Dho Nahi Sakti,

Aur
Mere Siva Tu Kisi Aur Ki Ho Nahi Sakti



Santa became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late bcoz?
He stopped at every phatak n askd
?jalandher nu ehi line jandi a??



Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro,


Wah Wah

Wah Wah



Ladki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bana Liya Kro..(>_<)
smjha idiot..

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