JANGALI SMS

Agar tum 'BEWAKUF' ho to SMS milte hi miss call dena,
'ULLU' ho to MSG karna.
Agar 'GADHA' ho to call karna,
aur 3 o ho to kuch mat karna

APP JAB BHI CHAND KO DEKHO,
YAAD KARMA MUJHE,
YE SOCH KAR NAHI KI
KHUBSURAT HAI WO SITRO ME,
YE SOCH KAR KI
AKELA HAI WO BHI HAZARO ME

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

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Ye Sab Aapke Liye









Qki Din he Suhana aaj pehli tarik he..
Mitha he khana aaj pehli tarik he
:-)

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Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
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Wo Konsa Aisa Saanp Hai Jis K Katne Se Sath Wala Insan Kush Hota Hai




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Ludo Wala SAANP
Ha Ha Ha...:-))

Suvichar:-
Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example-
ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
app uske pero ko nai kat sakte.

DUA KI APPEAL:

Guzarish Ye Hai K

Maine Abhi Abhi
Ek 800gm ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai



Aap Sab Dua Karen K
Woh Meetha Nikal Aaye.

Mujh Se Ab Ye "Judai Ka Gham" Piya Nahi Jata

Faraz

Mujhe 2 Glass "TANG" Hi Pila Do "Baraf" Daal Ke..