SMS TAPTE

Tera Milna, Naa Milna
Kismat ki Baat Hai
Tera Kisi Aur se Jaa Milna
Ye to upar wale ki khuraafat hai

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka lga,
jab maine mandir me 1 ladki ko cigarate pite dekha,
Ghor kalyug u cant belive mere hath se to
Daru ki botal hi gir gayi.

tabiyat kharab thi doctor ko dhikhaya,
doctor ne kaha:kisi pagal ko sms karo thik ho jayega.
tumhe sms kiya aab aachha lag raha he........

kabhi yad aye to aik bar kehna,
kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,
Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna,
magar

*KABHI*
*ALVIDA*
*NA KEHNA*

Wo kon se 3een janwar hai jin
K dant bahar rehte hai?
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1-Haathi(Elephant)
2-Sumandari seal(Sea Lion)
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3sra
Zoordari

Garmi ur loadshading se bachne ka tareqa
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Pta chle to muje b bta dena
Qasam see bohat garmi hy

Major Rohail:
Tum Nasha kyu karte ho
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Santa:
Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai
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Major Rohail: Kya?
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Phatan:
Very Simple yaar
SARDI nhi lagti

Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,

Khushi k lye ANSOO qurban,

Dost k lye JAAN bhi qurban,

ur

agr dost ki girlfrnd mil jae,

To sala DOST bhi qurban

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadshading khatam hone
Tk bijli mehngi nhi ho gi
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Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tk
Sasti bijli estamal kro