☻Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.
☻Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
☻I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.
☻ I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
☻If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister
☻Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
☻ I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
☻ Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.
☻ Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator
☻Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
☻Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's
☻Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"
☻ Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.
☻ Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs
☻ Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
☻ Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...
☻ Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
☻ Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...
☻ Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
☻ You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
☻ Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....
☻Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!
☻ Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.
☻ I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.
☻ Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...
☻ Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.
☻ Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
☻ Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE
☻ Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!
☻ Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...
☻Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.
☻Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
☻Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
☻Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"
☻Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
☻Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
☻Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
☻Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
☻Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
☻ Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
☻Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
☻Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends
☻Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
☻Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
☻Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
☻Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
☻Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
☻You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
☻This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
☻Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
☻Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
☻Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
☻Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide
☻Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.
☻Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell
☻Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
☻Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
☻Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
☻Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
☻Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
☻Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
☻Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
☻Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
☻Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
☻Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.
☻ Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
☻ Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"
☻ Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
☻ Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
☻ Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!
☻ Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
☻ Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
☻ Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"
☻ Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
☻ You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
☻ Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
☻ Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
☻ Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
☻ Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.
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