Sunday, September 26, 2010

NATKIYA SMS

☻Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

☻Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...

☻I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.


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I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

☻If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

☻Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips


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I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"


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Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.


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Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

☻Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

☻Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's

☻Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"


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Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.


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Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs


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Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.


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Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...


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Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.


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Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...


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Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.


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You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.


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Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

☻Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!


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Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.


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I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.


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Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...


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Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.


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Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.


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Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE


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Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!


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Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...

☻Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

☻Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

☻Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

☻Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"

☻Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

☻Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'

☻Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

☻Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!

☻Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants


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Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."

☻Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial

☻Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends

☻Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died

☻Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

☻Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

☻Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

☻Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.

☻You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

☻This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

☻Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!

☻Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.

☻Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!

☻Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide

☻Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.

☻Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell

☻Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.

☻Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded

☻Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.

☻Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.

☻Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door

☻Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.

☻Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!

☻Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!

☻Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!

☻Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.

☻Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless

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Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!

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Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"

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Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"

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Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean

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Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!

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Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.

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Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!

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Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"

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Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!

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You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!

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Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

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Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.

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Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.

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Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.

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