Sunday, September 26, 2010

NATKIYA SMS

Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...

I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.


I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips


I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"


Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.


Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"


Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.


Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs


Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.


Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...


Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.


Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...


Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.


You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.


Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!


Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.


I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.


Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...


Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.


Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.


Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE


Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!


Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...

Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"

Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'

Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants


Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."

Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial

Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends

Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!

Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.

Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!

Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide

Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.

Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell

Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.

Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded

Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.

Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.

Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door

Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!

Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!

Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!

Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.

Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless

Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!

Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"

Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"

Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean

Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!

Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.

Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"

Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!

You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!

Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.

Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.

Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.

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