Monday, September 20, 2010

CHUTILE SMS

Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wah Wah Wah

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wo Muskurai, Or Boli
"AMEEN" "AMEEN" "AMEEN
Hum ne un ko mis call day kar
Apni yaad dilai thi Faraz...
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Us ne msg kar k kaha:
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"Kya Taqleef hai..?"


Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.

Aur

Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.

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Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.

Jholay Laal



Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti

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Life k inbox Mai Aai
Enjoy Kiya
Jigri Dost ko Forward Ki
Aur Phir
Apni Life Se Delete Kar Diya.



Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam. :-)



Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz.

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tumhara Package Shuru Hota Hai
12 Baje k Baad. :-(



Wo konsi Ghadi Thi
Jab Aap paida Hue



TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX


YA KOI AUR

Jawab jaldi Bhejna
Company Bandh
Karni H
Taki Aisa Hadsa Fir
Na Ho



Marne ke baad bhi
meri Ungliya hilti
rahi



are DOST



Adat jo pad Gayi Thi
Daily 500 Sms karne
Ki



In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,


Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain.......!!



Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Mumbai mai aik road hai?





Bandar Road... ;->

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