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Indian Top Actress
"Katrina Kaif" Died in New York.


Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.

Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko... :-)

Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?

Ans: 10%

Bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to Marry Katrina Kaif themselves.

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?



Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?



Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga. :-)

Kisi ko Itna Na Chaho k Bhula Na Sako

Zindagi, Dost Aur Mohabbat Teeno Be-wafa Hote Hain.

Har phool mubark ho tumko.har bahar mubarak ho tumko,shayad kal hum rahe na rahe...par har "DIN"mubark ho tumko

Aksar pyar me log " Suicide " kar dete hai ...kabhi dosti me aaj tak sunaa ......nahi na.........

Dil Kabhi Ganda, Kabhi Hai Naik Banda, Dil Ka Bharosa Kaise Koi Kare??....Dil Kabhi Thanda, Kabhi Hai Atom Bomb Sa,Ye Dhamaka Kaise Koi Sahe…..

pyar karne wale pyare nhi hote,
dil dene wale dildar nhi hote,
prem karne wale premi nhi hote,
lekin yaad karne wale apne jarur hote hai

Msg 1 Masti he Ye call se sasti he
Nind ko Udati he Khoon ko Jalati
he Dimag ko pakati he per Apko
Humari Yad Dilati Hai