NATURAL SMS

Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Mumbai mai aik road hai?





Bandar Road... ;->

khuda na kare aapko kabhi koi gam mile,
khushiyan aur hansi har dam mile,
gum jab bhi bad chale aapki aur.....
khuda kare raaste me use hum mile...

Manzilo ki har Sadak aap ke naam,
Mohabbat ki har adaa aap ke naam,
Pyaar bhari har nigah aap ke naam,
Aur aaj labon par aane wali har Dua aapke naam.

apka muskrana har roz ho.
Kabhi chehra 'kamal' TO kabhi 'ROSE' ho,
100 Pal kushi to 1000 pal mouj ho,
bas aisa hi din mere Dost ka har roz ho

killer pj
dis will realy kill u,
kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,

zara gaur farmaiga janab


kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,



and u say i,m lovin it...

Life ka original sach- sab kahte hai, akele aye the akele jayenge. Par sach to ye hai, 2 logo ke bina koi aata nahi, aur 4 logo ke bina koi jata nahi.

Wo kon se 3 haram
janwer hy jin k "DAANT"
har waqt bahar hoty hyn

1- Samandar Seal
...
2- Haathi

Aur

3- Bhutto Ka Damaad .. =P xD...

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai..
Maa se ho to mamta!
Baap se ho to Kartvaya!
Bhai se ho to Dharam !
Bahan se ho to Farz!
Bibi se Ho to ... Joru ka Gulam.

Aaj Raat Aasman Se Garaj Chamak K Sath

Gulab Jaman, Barfi Aur Ras Gullay Girnay Ka Imkaan Hai.

Sab Se Guzarish Hai K Sehen Main Saari Raat Mun Khol Kar Soen.

Shukriya.

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai.

Lekin Jab Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat

Bhi Bari Na Lage To Samjho.

Tumhen Zaleel Honey Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai