nanhe sms

kabhi kabhi choti bat bhi bada kam kr jati hai aati hai palke liye pr dil me mukam kr jati hai .........sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".  I am sorry How can I begin to say I am sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me. I am sorry. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.  Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Science without Religion is Lame, Religion without Science is Blind.  A man can't be too carefull in the choice of his enemies.  Algebra: A weapon of math destruction. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I?m with you.  Plan your work and work your plan.  What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?  I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out. Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down.  If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough  Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink? Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation. Teacher: Nissar tum kaise paida hue? Nissar: Jawani janeman ??. Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan?? Nissar ho gaya! Familiarity breeds children FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  If we quit voting will they all go away?  I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.  If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya… Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya… Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya We have many categorized Short Messages for mobile messaging. You can send those messages to your friends and family.