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chalo satya ki rah pr tum khusiyo ka aagaj karo duniya  pr hukumat karte hai sab tum logoke dilo pr raj karo....... 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila naag, Jese garmi ki dhoop Jese shetan ka roop.

Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai, Ab photi Qismat hamari hai, Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

1 anokhi duaAapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan, Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya, Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay, Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko OR Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia! = Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula diaSocha tha k shayud salary barhay gi, = Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko… or Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?

KidPid Did Sid Fid Wid Lid Gid Hid Jid Sid Mid Pid Vid Lid Qid Pareshan nahi ho, ye chaudhry shujat press conference ker raha tha.

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi taranaMusharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, Qoum mulk saltant, choudhry paindabad, shad baad, shukat aziz mulk say farar, parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal, Khun main runga sara saal, Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal, khudkash bombar phir hai tayar, Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal

Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar waterMusharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Mushraf ki niyat“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" ha koi muqabla karne wala Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes. A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party. The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that”s out always looks the best. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy! Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”