Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
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| Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai |
| SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more |
| Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai. |
| Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss. |
| 1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe...... |
| Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!! |
| Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos. |
| Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they |
| A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple E 4 Eik Ore Apple F 4 Free Ka Apple G 4 Green Apple H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple… |
| Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!! |
| Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga |
main bewakoof
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ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe |
Free stay
Free breakfast
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Free dinner
Free trust
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Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .
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Main 1 sms hoon.
Jise stupid log parte hain.
Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain.
Gadhe delete karte hain aur
Pagal store karte hain.
TUM kya karne vale ho????? |
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
| Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues... |
| After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!! |
| Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun! |
| Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !! |
| IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana" |
| A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late |
| Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........ |
| Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter.. |
| Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY" |
| Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge |
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya
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| KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz |
| shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi. |
| Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho. |
| REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS "Allah k naam pay day day baba" |
| Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... |
| Osama Bin Ladin’s favourite song…! “Mein nikla Oh plane lay k Oh rastay pay Oh New York main Eik mor aaya Ore Mein World Trade Center tor aaya..!! |
| Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!! |
| Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month. |
| Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey. |
| Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO |
| Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai! |
| CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this. |
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
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| Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows. |
| There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love. |
| I'm glad love doesn't com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u. |
| Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU! |
| love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn't mind. |
| Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you. |
| I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn't like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime! |
| I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you. |
| Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you. |
| When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you. |
| I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you. |
| Good friendship doesn't mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one's need. I'm here just a text away. |
| Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
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| If I was a fairy, I'll take all your Imperfections. If I was a genie, I'll take and grant all your wishes. But I'm just a friend so I'll take you just the way you are. |
| I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso too… but my heart won't run out of space for you! |
| do you know that you're nice, you're sweet, you're thought of day by day, you're special, and you're kind, but there's one thing wrong about you.. you're not mine! |
| I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, cause my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't cause even if I close them I could still see you. |
| A friend is a gift, a gift 2 share, a gift in a package marked "handle with care" and I want you to know that u r 1 of the best gifts i've ever received. Miss U!!! |
| A friend is there to give love to and protect; to give and take, to show respect. So whatever you do and wherever you may be, always remember that friend would always be "ME"! |
| When u love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart bcuz hearts can be broken but circles never end. |
| To love is one thing, to be loved is another, but to be loved by the one you love is everything. |
| Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it. |
| I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible. |
| It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone but a lifetime to forget someone. |
| You know its love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of his or her happiness. |
| When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.
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| Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamed of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it. |
| In words, love can be read. In actions, love can be measured but others don't know that even in silence love can be heard. |
| If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you. |
| A person u love is an extention of urself. w/o it, u r not complete so better tke cre of urself because i dnt wnt 2 lose a part of me.. |
| A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you. |
| 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u, 1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u, 1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u, but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u! |
| Never rush in love for it never runs out. Let love b d one to knock at your door, so by d time u start to fall, u know that your feeling is for sure. |
| What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it You. |
| If only those who knock at d door of my heart will become someone like u, I'll never have a second thought to open it and say "Come in and you are welcome to stay". |
| I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like u. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got the most precious gem… a friend like u. |
| If luv s a disease den im very ill, but i dont want medicine, i wont take no pill, i will suffer dis illness coz it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me! |
| I prayed for a red bike, God gave me blue. I lost my old cap, He gave me new. I asked for a friend who will always be true. I prayed and prayed, till came you. |
| If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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| There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark! |
| I believe that God above, created u for me to luv, He picked you out from all the rest, coz He knew id luv you the best! |
| if ur askin if id hurt u,da ansa is neva.if ur askin if i luv u,da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if i want u,da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most,da ansa is u. |
| Don't shed tears for someone who hurts u. Don't feel sorry if u fail when u do your best. U should not be stupid to fall in love for someone who's stupid enough to fall for someone as special as u. |
| True luv is hard 2 find, special 1, 1 of a kind, but the luv inside of me is true, it appeared d day i met you! |
| An angel asked me a reason why I care for u so much. I told her I care for u some much coz… There's no reason not to. |
| There are 3 steps to happy happiness, 1 you, 2 me, 3 our hearts 4 eternity! |
| Each friend represents a world in us. A world possibly not born until they arrive. Thanks for making my world complete. |
| y do i txt u? its my choice. its my way of sayng i rmmber u. y do i rmmber u? its my choice. it proves dat i care. y do i care? dnt knw, its not my choice but my heart's. |
| I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make u smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you. |
| If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips, But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u! |
| Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong. |
| If had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
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| U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight, those words run thru my head day n nite, i dreamt u held me n made me see, dat 4ever 2gether we wud be! |
| 1000 words 1 cud say, 1000 wishes 1 cud pray, 1000 miles legs cud walk, 1000 sounds a mouth cud talk, 1000 times ill b true, 1000 ways 2 say i luv u! |
| If kisses were water, I'd give you d ocean. If hugs were leaves, Id give u a forest. If love were space, Id give u a galaxy, If friendship were life, Id give u mine for free. |
| You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without. |
| what if i said "i like you", would you text back and say it's ok? what if i tell you "i miss you", would you go back and say you'll stay? how about if i confess that "i love you" would you ever text back? |
| don't be too good, i might miss you. don't be too caring, i might like you. don't be too sweet, i might fall. it's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all. |
| nvr n my lyf hav i knwn sum1 as spcl as u r. 8's bcoz i can only c u wid my heart...n wat i c is a beautiful prson hu i wont c anywer else bt jst n u. |
| There are 12 months in a year...30 days in a month...7 days a week...24 hours in a day...60 minutes in an hour...but only ONE like u in a life time. |
| Why do I miss you? Because u make me smile. U are so kind. U are so sweet. U are funny. And most of all, because u are not texting me any more. That's Y. |
| When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for each other. |
| 50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might….. But I won't. |
| I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be ur COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but i can be your REXONA I won't let you down. |
| They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn't a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and u feel like giving up, please remember u still got me.
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| I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you. |
| Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world... Finding you is the first! |
| Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours! |
| When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do. |
| How would you know if he really loves you? It's when you scream he's calm. When you slap him, he kisses you. When you cry, he hugs you. When you tell him you hate him, he tells you he loves you! |
| While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved her, I was loving you. |
| All I ever hear is what you whisper in her ear. All you ever say is how much you want her near. All I ever see is the things she makes you do, but all I ever wanted was for you to love me too. |
| No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz i know i'll be DISTURBING YOU! |
| You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's you that I'm thinking when I lay down at night. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight. |
| A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you. |
| What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it You. |
| I prayed for a red bike, God gave me blue. I lost my old cap, He gave me new. I asked for a friend who will always be true. I prayed and prayed, till came you. |
| If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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| i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u! |
| Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u |
| There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark! |
| if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me |
| Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart |
| How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist? |
| Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u |
| Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever! |
| When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you |
| True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you! |
| It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u! |
| U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be! |
| 1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u! |
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