sms jai maharastra

are bhawnao ko samjho sabdao me kya rakha hai Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant... Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant... Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

When i call you.. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u. 2. Ringing means i like u. 3. Ringing means i miss u. 4. Ringing means i need u. 5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

What is ABCD Jeans?? Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens... AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex? That Was Great No! I Love U No! Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?" Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi" Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".