sms murkha diwas

hum sabhi kabhi kabhi non senso jiasi bate krte hai atah  hum jaise ko is din badhai di jati hai.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late don't try to change your finger! Catch another fool!

Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. then Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

Paint all the bars of soap in a house/residence/whatever with colorless nail polish (reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soap dishes. Those suckers won't suds to save themselves.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you at least bother to let me know??

Sky is in Blue Color Like "You" Moon in White Color Like "Me" But Our "SON" is Red Color "Sorry Spelling Mistake" Our "SUN" is in Red Color like Red Rose... April Fool...

Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue... Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? because I like you very much. Will you be my partner to rob a bank?

I want you to know that you are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without you even for a second! your are my life and I can feel you everywhere.... Don't mind, I was talking about Oxygen

Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now.........Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain. For pepsi "shahrukh" For coke "aamir" For mirinda "vivek" For fanta "rani" & For Thums Up "Akshay" Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!! A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely. U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... In April Fool Plz don't read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!! Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the. When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist. When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.. You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere. Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly. So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment. - Horace (65 BC - 8 BC) Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC) The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool's Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment. WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France (1844 - 1924) You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961 The maple syrup's full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie----I--- Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis Mencken You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh Proverb Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. ~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962 April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled. The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you? The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~Irish Proverb A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas Adams The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers Even the gods love jokes. ~Plato I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals. When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go. So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE. Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai... ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou HARI OM!! Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420