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east o west marahhti is the best Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave, Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet, Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet, Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...

Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams

Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar? Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant... Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant... Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...

Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel Najray samor dhukaa vaatel Aas pass konich disnar nahee Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl

Shant niwant shishir sarala. Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala. Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala. "Nutaan Varshabhinandan

Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to meri behen ha..

Jari zoli mazi rikami hoti,Tari urat mothi swapne hoti,Karan tichya premachi ek shakti hoti; Kam karun karun fod yevot mazya hati, …pan thevin hasya tichya cheharyavarti, hi evadhich ek dharna hoti;pan tine sodla maza hat.. kayamcha,mitranno hich ka mazi naiyati hoti!?

4 nave employees pahilyach divashi hotel madhe jatat, gappanmadhe residence cha vishay yeto. 1la- mi 3rd floor la rahto. 2ra- mi 1st floor, 3ra- mi 10th floor var. .. Tya choughanmadhe ek chalit rahnara asto, to bolto- mi ground floor var rahto

पान जरी कोरं असलं,तरी पानालाही भावना असतात.मन जरी वेडं असलं,तरी मनालाही भावना असतात.पानाच्या भावना कोणालाच कळत नाहीत,मनाच्या भावना मनालाही कळत नाहीत.मनं हे असचं असतं,इकडून तिकडे बागडत असतं.मनाला काही बंधनं असतात,म्हणुन तर ह्र्दयात स्पंदनं असतात

Manachya kopryat aathvan datun yete,an nakalat dolyatun pani vahu lagteKonas thauk ase ka hoteMitr samorun sad ghalat astat pan madhe khol dari aste

Gulabace phool he premache chinh, te tula kase dyave he mazapudhe prashnachinh.

Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe" Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te

Ek sunder Charoli:Premat jari "Padalo" tari,Aamhala kadhich "Lagat" nahi,Karan ekivar prem karun,Aamach kadhich "Bhagat" nahi ... !