sms deep meaning

ye aise sms hai jo gagar me sagar bharne ka kam karate hai ye hai to chhoti baate hai pr inke aerth gahare hai Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. What time do you have to be back in heaven? Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you. Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk" I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! The only thing that matters is that we're together. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Say, did we go to different schools together? Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? Are we related? Do you want to be? Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. Excuse me, do you live around here often? Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. How was Heaven when you left it? You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.