Monday, November 8, 2010

MAHA COOL SMS 2

As it is promised by the wind,
As it is tendered in the heart,
As it is written across the sky
Love makes all things possible.
Love is hope's shining star.
Happiness is not in our circumstances, but in ourselves.
It is not something we see, like a rainbow,
or feel, like the heat of a fire.
Happiness is something we are.


Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...


Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...


How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND
Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Please don't hurt my heart. Ilove you somuch .
1 + 1 is two and ya its true that I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND
Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Please don't hurt my heart. Ilove you somuch .

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Please don't hurt my heart. Ilove you somuch .

1 + 1 is two and ya its true that I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Teacher: "Sunny ne dopahar khana khaya" is ka future tense banao?
Student: "Sunny sham ko potty kara ga" =))


Relationship is "not how long u have been together"
not how much love given or recieved, not how many times u have helped eachother!
it is how u value 1 another.

Some of the best moments in Life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
THinking about the person you love
A long drive on a calm road
Finiding money in ur old jeans just when u need it
Holding hands with a friend Getting a hug from
Someone who loves u
Wishing u all these Best Moments in ur life
"ALWAYS HAPPY"

Speak liss wid people whom u lov & care most, Coz if they cant understand ur slience they can never understand ur words.

let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!


Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.


womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START


Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.


What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.


If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems


u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.


May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.


I think your cool
I think your fine
I think your all of that
BUT surely not for me anymore

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER , R-------RESPONCIBLE , I--------INTELLIGENT , E-------EAGER TO MAIL , N-------NICE , D-------DIVINE , S--------SIMPLE , H-------HEARTLY , I--------INTERSTED , P-------PEACEFUL

2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda" U.
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER


let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!
Life should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday


REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY


press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me
If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!


10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..


sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...


When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets


IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING

NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.


never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


What’s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy
Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.

A friend is
1% FUNNY
2 % SWEET
3% CARING
4%LoVING
90%GOODLOOKING
That’s why I am your friend.


I am sure,
You were born n this world

As a cute baby.
Now that u are grown up
I have one question……….
WHAT HAPPENED???


Very honest
Very cute
Very honest
One in trillions
Very stunning
Very gorgeous
Good looking
Fit
I think it’s enough
About me
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
What is wrong with your cell?
Tried calling lots of times.
Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.”

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1, Too Many Questions. 2, Difficult to Understand. 3, More Explanation is Needed. 4, Result is always FAIL!….

pls tell the sky not to cry. it reminds me of something i want to forget and i dnt want to cry a
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat…..






fish ready ?
yes boss
chiken ready ?
yes boss
omlate ready ?
yes boss
mutton ready ?
no boss
kyu?
bakara now reading the shayari.

In My friends U is My best friend
SO, I like U
U forget me
I can’t forget U.
I love U my friend.


A funny boy looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Boy replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....
Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.










2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda" U.
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!


Life should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday


Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....!

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)

REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY


press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me

If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!


Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..


sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…


If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!


I m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies

some sms abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8
lying LYN
call u back later CUB L8R
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE’S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING

NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes


7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems


It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Those ‘midnight teas’,Those ‘bday bumps’… ‘Old torn jeans’, Those ‘late night walks’, ‘long chats’… ‘pinches & slaps’.. ‘crushes on pals’ & tat fight 4em’, ‘frying nuts’..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. ’struggle 4marks’, ‘writin on desks’, ‘fight wit teachers’, ‘tears 4love’, those B-grade movies… Jst evritin… “Tatz college life” v cal it
“HEAVEN”
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday




true bravery is 2 arrive home…..fully drunk……a late night out…..&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:”hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho”

Positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!

sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS…
Think abt it.
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START


Life is like a piano.White keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it
 
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell’g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth’g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand’g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl…!

never mind people when they say you’re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.


the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry
if someone asks me if ur good…ill say ur not…if they say ur
better …ill say ur not…why shud i say ur good or better coz ur
the best i ever had…

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. ∑ say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!













Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.
LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...
Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lott a fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi


Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita


Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
ek jaam mohabat ke naam.
Ek jaam wafa k naam,
puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura theka doston ke naam
Le chal botal kafan mein chhupakar,
kabar mein piya karenge.
agar maanga khuda ne hisaab to,
dhakkan mein use bhi diya karenge.


love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan............


Wen u run too fast to get sumwhere...

U miss d fun of geting there ...


Life's not a race,so take it slower...


N enjoy the music befor the song's over.



Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !

It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

Be yourself, there are enough other people.

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"
Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

The present is just as mysterious as the future.
The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.

When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.

I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
A lof of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.


I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?

I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.

The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.

Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

All I ever wanted is what others have                                                                                                      






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