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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . Removes Sandal = 56. Then Dupatta = 52 Now Coins Finished....... . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Ü Carry On"", I Have Coins!

~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”

God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and… Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline ~ Braking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed"

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!! Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life! If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before Father: How did you fail the final exam? Son: Under water Aather: What do you mean? Son :All below 'C' level A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient. Government of Australia has introduced a new rule Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide you??? Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. 2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station" where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it . Son - why don't u give him a surprise? A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed! Close your eyes I have a gift for you 1 2 3 Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!! What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH! Banta falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" MBBS Final Exam:- Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE What is diffrence between problem & talent? 2 boys love 1 girl= problem! 1 boy love 2 girls= talent.