Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
I don't work here. I'm a consultant
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
The best things in life aren't things
Does killing time damage eternity?
How can there be self-help groups?
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
Exceptions always outnumber rules
Adults are just kids who owe mon
All stressed out and no one to choke
Constipated people don't give a crap
I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How come night falls but day breaks?
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
If we quit voting will they all go away
Is it time for your medication or mine?
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
When all else fails manipulate the data
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