An interseting fct abt AUGUST2009:
this august has
5 saturdays,
5 sundays and
5 mondays..
Al in one month.
It happens once in 823 years.
this august has
5 saturdays,
5 sundays and
5 mondays..
Al in one month.
It happens once in 823 years.
Maths Magic:
Ur cell number's
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 numbrr is
ur age &
1st numbrr is
ur cell's last no.
TRY
Ur cell number's
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 numbrr is
ur age &
1st numbrr is
ur cell's last no.
TRY
The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH- for lips..
PITY- for eyes..
CHARITY- for hands..
Smile- for face &
LOVE- for heart..
U
se them well & make life Beautiful!
TRUTH- for lips..
PITY- for eyes..
CHARITY- for hands..
Smile- for face &
LOVE- for heart..
U
se them well & make life Beautiful!
I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, then it is beautiful. If not, it can't be helped
Can Two Humans Live Wid A Single Breath? ? ?
Yes !!
Hardly In 2 Occasions . .
When A Child Is Inside Its Mother Womb & When A Person Is Inside Your Heart
Yes !!
Hardly In 2 Occasions . .
When A Child Is Inside Its Mother Womb & When A Person Is Inside Your Heart
Career is like light and girls r like shadow if u try to catch shadow, u will mis d light if u walk 2wards d light den the shadow follows u
People Meet By Chance !!
Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether.
Den God Apart Them
Not 2 End The Story,
But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other
Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether.
Den God Apart Them
Not 2 End The Story,
But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other
YES or NO are short words which need long thought. Most of the troubles in Life are the result of saying 'Yes' too soon or 'NO' too Late........
So think and say 'Yes'or
So think and say 'Yes'or
People who give importance
to their happiness
make other peoples
unhappy from themselves.
to their happiness
make other peoples
unhappy from themselves.
G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only
1 cast has,
Yes, its GUJARATI
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only
1 cast has,
Yes, its GUJARATI
Trust is like Elastic, being stretch by two People. As long as YOU hold on it, YOU will be HAPPY.
D moment one LEAVES, D other gets D TERRIBLE PAIN.
D moment one LEAVES, D other gets D TERRIBLE PAIN.
When u feel depreesed, confused or hurt.
Dont worry stand in front of a mirror, u will find the best one to solve ur problem.
TRUST YOURSELF,
Dont worry stand in front of a mirror, u will find the best one to solve ur problem.
TRUST YOURSELF,
In one's life U make
new friends
some stay
some leave
hope u keep me in ur heart as i keep u in mine
new friends
some stay
some leave
hope u keep me in ur heart as i keep u in mine
GOLDEN RULE....I dont belive in taking right decision..
But...
I take decisions & then make them right....
But...
I take decisions & then make them right....
Rishte hote hai zindagi bitane k liye,
ham khud ko mita de ise nibhane k liye,
milne ka to nasib nahi,
so sms kiya hamari yad dilane k liye.
ham khud ko mita de ise nibhane k liye,
milne ka to nasib nahi,
so sms kiya hamari yad dilane k liye.
Collector banna hai to IAS pado...
Doctor banna hai to MBBS pado...
Lawyer banna hai to LLB pado...
AUR
BEVAKUUF Banna ho to mera SMS pado....
Doctor banna hai to MBBS pado...
Lawyer banna hai to LLB pado...
AUR
BEVAKUUF Banna ho to mera SMS pado....
A very touching conversation :
Re.1 to Rs.1000 -
Where’ve you been.?
Rs.1000 - Went to Discos, Pubs, Casinos, etc.,
and You.?
Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!
Re.1 to Rs.1000 -
Where’ve you been.?
Rs.1000 - Went to Discos, Pubs, Casinos, etc.,
and You.?
Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!
THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Laugh like
u've
never cried.
Play like
u've
never lost.
Love like
u've never
been hurt.
&
Live like
there is no
TOMORROW....
u've
never cried.
Play like
u've
never lost.
Love like
u've never
been hurt.
&
Live like
there is no
TOMORROW....
tangdasti agar na ho ghaalib tandrusti hazaar nemath hai
women
women
women
if u praise them, they think u r lying.
if u don't, u r gud 4 nothing.
if they talk, theywant u to listen.
if u listen, they want u to talk.
if u kiss them, u r not a gentleman,if u dont u r not a man.
if u agree to all their likes, u r a 'joru ka gulam'.
if u dont, u r not understanding.
women
women
women
so hard to live with them,
even harder to live without...
women
women
if u praise them, they think u r lying.
if u don't, u r gud 4 nothing.
if they talk, theywant u to listen.
if u listen, they want u to talk.
if u kiss them, u r not a gentleman,if u dont u r not a man.
if u agree to all their likes, u r a 'joru ka gulam'.
if u dont, u r not understanding.
women
women
women
so hard to live with them,
even harder to live without...
near 1s r not dear,
dear 1s r not near.
it is easy 2 remember near 1s,
but very difficult 2 forget the dear 1s...
dear 1s r not near.
it is easy 2 remember near 1s,
but very difficult 2 forget the dear 1s...
I________You
1.Want
2.Love
3.Care For
4.Need
5.Hate
6.Kill
7.Help
8.Miss
9.Will Be With
10.Forget
11.Like
12.Slap
Fill Any 1 For Me,Reply With Reason..?&Send To Me..*..maths magic:>
13837*
ur age *
73 = ?
just try it.
U will get an interessting answer.
1.Want
2.Love
3.Care For
4.Need
5.Hate
6.Kill
7.Help
8.Miss
9.Will Be With
10.Forget
11.Like
12.Slap
Fill Any 1 For Me,Reply With Reason..?&Send To Me..*..maths magic:>
13837*
ur age *
73 = ?
just try it.
U will get an interessting answer.
Suna Hai Aap me dimag bahut hai...
Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,E,I,O,U Na Ho!
Its Challenge 4 U .
Plz Reply
Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,E,I,O,U Na Ho!
Its Challenge 4 U .
Plz Reply
The biterest tears shed ovr graves r 4 words left unsaid & 4 deeds left undone!
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST LINE
"LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.."CONDITIONS APPLY..!!!!!
"LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.."CONDITIONS APPLY..!!!!!
3 tips 2 play a safe life game : dnt make promises whn ur in joy, dont talk wen u r sad, dnt take decision wen u r angry . Think twice, act wise . . .
Gdmrng
Gdmrng
the person who cooked up this sentence must be a vocabulary genius. "I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness" - This is a completely meaning ful sentence where the Nth word is N letters long. Eg. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left
Suna Hai Aap me dimag bahut hai...
Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,E,I,O,U Na Ho!
Its Challenge 4 U .
Plz Reply
Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,E,I,O,U Na Ho!
Its Challenge 4 U .
Plz Reply
Life’s like that it’s the little thing in life which hurts.wanna know how..u can sit on top of a mountain But not on top of a pin!!
I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
.
.
.
thanks for trusting me
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
.
.
.
thanks for trusting me
Aadat or adaa main yeh fark hai-road ke nal se panni peena; Garib peeye To Aadat; Amir peeye to Adaa; ab sms ko hhi lelo main bheju to adaat Aap bhejo to adaa
Life equation:
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Dont Njoy=PIGS AT WOR
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Dont Njoy=PIGS AT WOR
3 tips 2 play a safe life game : dnt make promises whn ur in joy, dont talk wen u r sad, dnt take decision wen u r angry . Think twice, act wise . . .
Gdmrng
Gdmrng
the person who cooked up this sentence must be a vocabulary genius. "I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness" - This is a completely meaning ful sentence where the Nth word is N letters long. Eg. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters lon
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Don t get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day....
To meet & depart is the way of life,But to depart & meet is the hope of life.We meet to create memories,But we depart to preserve it....
Dedicate time 2 enjoy, its d secret of youth. Dedicate time 4 ur friends, its d path 2 happiness. Dedicate time 2 love n b loved., its 2 source of joy n satisfaction. HELLO !!!!
I #
I >>
_I______
_
I
I #
_I_>>,___
_
I
I
_I,,#,____
_
I
I, , ,
_I/,_,___
Bcoz u 4GT TO SMS me, i'am commiting SUICIDE...miser
I >>
_I______
_
I
I #
_I_>>,___
_
I
I
_I,,#,____
_
I
I, , ,
_I/,_,___
Bcoz u 4GT TO SMS me, i'am commiting SUICIDE...miser
Last night I asked my Angel 2 watch over U...but it came soon.I asked: WHY? it smiled and said: an Angel doesn t watch over another Angel...
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...
sms doesnt only MEAN
Short
M
S
Short
msgng
S
Short
Msgng
Service
but it also mean
S
M
S
Some
M
S
Some
Moments
Shared
wid luvd ones like u....
Short
M
S
Short
msgng
S
Short
Msgng
Service
but it also mean
S
M
S
Some
M
S
Some
Moments
Shared
wid luvd ones like u....
Friendship is a little more trust, a little less try,
a little more laugh, a little less cry,
a little more luv, a little less fight
a little more WE & a little less I
a little more laugh, a little less cry,
a little more luv, a little less fight
a little more WE & a little less I
God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean.
If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe...
If heat was your love & care,
how I wish the sun was beside me...
If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe...
If heat was your love & care,
how I wish the sun was beside me...
Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present,
4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!
4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!
No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are,
BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That
U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE ThinG ON EartH and NO OnECaN ChangE IT.
BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That
U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE ThinG ON EartH and NO OnECaN ChangE IT.
Know what makes me happy wen u msg me?
Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.
Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.
The most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it. The most satisfying 2-letter word "WE" Use it. The most poisonous 3-letter word "EGO" Kill it. The most used 4-letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5-letter word "SMILE" Keep it. The fastest spreading 6-letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7-letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable 8-letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9-letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it.
When God open the window of heaven he saw me & asked "Wht is ur wish 2day?" I said" Lord, Take Care of the DEAR ONE who is reading this SMS!"
Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy.
Nobody love u. Nobody misses u.
Nobody cares abt u.
DONT CRY!
My name is nobody!
Nobody love u. Nobody misses u.
Nobody cares abt u.
DONT CRY!
My name is nobody!
The most selfish
1letter
' I ' -
Avoid it.
Most
satisfactory
2letters
'WE'-
Use it.
Most
poisonous
3letters
'EGO'-
Kill it.
Most used
4letters
'LOVE'.
1letter
' I ' -
Avoid it.
Most
satisfactory
2letters
'WE'-
Use it.
Most
poisonous
3letters
'EGO'-
Kill it.
Most used
4letters
'LOVE'.
Genuine People r those, who r without hesitation, remember without limitations, forgive without any explanations & love even with little communication
Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our arguments - Baseless
"Our bosses - hopeless"
Finally,
Our Salary - Veryless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our arguments - Baseless
"Our bosses - hopeless"
Finally,
Our Salary - Veryless
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.
Laugh like U've never cried.Play Like U've never lost.Love like U've never been hurt & Live Like there is no TOMORROW,Have a Bindas Day!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment