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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

The fool is always beginning to live.

Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.

Dont approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
mistaking foes for friends.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.

A fellow who is always declaring hes no fool, usually has his suspicions.

Silence is the wit of fools.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

If it thunders on All Fools Day,
Expect good crops of corn and hay.

Small April sobbed, Im going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fools Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.

Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.