SMS UF YE NASAMJHI

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Even the gods love jokes.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.

He who is born a fool is never cured.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I--