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April noddy's past and gone, You're the fool an' I'm none.

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool's Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

One of love's April-fools.

April Fools gone past, and you're the biggest fool at last.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?