SMS JAAOG

Insanity is my only means of relaxatio

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

People often feel smthin but Express smthin else..
Dey mean smthin but Say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way,dat it leavs Nothin Unsaid

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*

Its always better to loose ur pride with someone u luv rather than loose someone u luv 4ur useless pride.

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired....

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired.

Never hurt a heart that cares for u,bcoz wounded hearts r like crushd flowers dat never bloom again but leave d perfume on d hands dat crush them...............

Sending u '1000' smiles, take one for now & keep remaining 999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 everytime u think of me, b'coz i wanna c u smiling always..

''Success is like your own shadow...if u try to catch it u will never succeed..ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!''..

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?