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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey will save this message & Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........

u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples * PRESS DOWN * > < > * PRESS UP *

you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.

(Language: Hindi) Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey... Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey... EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

(Language: Hindi) us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit-case band

(Language: Hindi) Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER