SMS YE PADO

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mag jayega

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikl

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day

Paint all the bars of soap in a house/residence/whatever with colorless nail polish (reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soapdishes. Those suckers won't suds to save themselves.

Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..

I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you atleast bother to let me know??

Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"
Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colur
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...
April Foolllllll...

hello....
hello... hello...hello..

Awaz nahi aa rahi?

HELLO...?

ab awaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahi?....

..awaz ayege b kaise? ye to sms hai...
Hehehe ;-

kripya dhyaan de










dhyaan dene ke liya shukriya.ab apna kam kare.........

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...

book from your bag and study..

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
- Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) in 'As You Like It'

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
- Anatole France (1844 - 1924)

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
- William of Baskerville in 'The Name of the Rose'

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.
- Horace (65 BC - 8 BC)

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
- Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)