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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! Happy April Fool Day!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die. See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your... book from your bag and study.. U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROTHER for all CUTE GIRLS . Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL   All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta. I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you? Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.   True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow. When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell. Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING Happy April Fool Day! So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE. Happy April Fool Day! When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream. Happy April Fool Day! In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals. If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions. When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?   Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai... ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou HARI OM!! Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......