This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is s
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Familiarity breeds children
We do precision guesswork
If it's too loud, you're too old
Common sense isn't common
Nothing succeeds like excess
Do pilots take crash-courses?
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
The older I get, the older old is
Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
Do witches run spell checkers?
I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
A feature is a bug with seniority
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Justice: A decision in your favor
Strip mining prevents forest fires
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
Today's subliminal message is . . .
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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