funny massage

Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

posted in Friendship SMS, Poetry SMS

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo

Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo,
Dilse pyaar k saare jazbaat le lo,
Nahi chhodenge tufaan mein bhi akele tumhe,
Is dost ki dosti ka chahey imtehaan le lo.!

posted in Poetry SMS

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy…

posted in Poetry SMS, Romantic SMS

Jo rahte hai dil mein, vo juda nahi hote

Jo rahte hai dil mein,
vo juda nahi hote,
kuch ahsas lafzo mein bayan nahi hote,
ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,
vo itney achay hain ki kabhi khafa nahi hote.

posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Poetry SMS

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai

posted in Love SMS, Poetry SMS

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

posted in Friendship SMS, Poetry SMS

Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka

Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,

Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.

*EID MUBARAK*

Nafrat tum kabhi na karna humse….
hum ye seh nahi payenge….
ek bar keh dena humse aitbar nahi….
aapki duniya se has kar chale jayenge…

posted in Poetry SMS

Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum

Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,
Tum bhul jao bhi to,
Yaad dilayenge hum,
Aisi shararat karenge hum ki,
Na chahate hue bhi,
Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.

posted in Miss You SMS, Poetry SMS

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

posted in Insult SMS, Poetry SMS

Is anjaan duniya main aap kahan say aa gayai?

Aaj is qadar raah main ishq bikhra para hai,
Aaj her khushbo phiki, aur gumnaam her dua hai,
Is anjaan duniya main aap kahan say aa gayai?
Koon ho aap, jis nay mohabbat say mujhey chuna hai

posted in Love SMS, Poetry SMS

Gir kar kabhi himat na harna

Mushkilen dil k irade aazmayen gi
Nigahon se khuwabon k parde hataye gi

Gir kar kabhi himat na harna
Yehi thokren tumhain zindagi main chalna sikhayen gi

posted in Motivational Quotes SMS, Poetry SMS

Jeena chahte hai magar zindagi raas nahi Aati

Jeena chahte hai magar zindagi raas nahi Aati,
marna chahte hai magar maut paas nahi Aati.
Bahut Udaas hain hum is zindagi se,
Kismat bhi Tadpaney se Baaz nahi Aati…

posted in Poetry SMS

Aisi apni wife ho

Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

posted

Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
kitne door hai sapna haqiqat ke aage,
koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche,
kitna tadapta hai dil mohabat ke aage..!

posted in Poetry SMS

Ulfat main kha’ay zakham jab say

Ulfat main kha’ay zakham jab say,
Chaine se nahi reh paata hoon main,
Aaj bhi apne me bahut,
Teri kami paata hoon main.

posted in Miss You SMS, Poetry SMS

Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain

Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,
Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar,
Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain

posted in Love SMS, Poetry SMS

Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum

Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum,
Jo dair se mile to woh hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
Jo qismat se mile woh hain AAP

posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Friendship SMS, Poetry SMS

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Poetry SMS

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

posted in Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha

Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha

posted in Poetry SMS

Kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,

Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…

best wishes forever & good luck

posted in Good Luck SMS, Poetry SMS

Na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

Meri Eid ka Ta’alluq Teri Deed sey raha hai
na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

posted in Eid SMS, Poetry SMS

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

posted in Poetry SMS, Romantic SMS

Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi

Dosti karna hamain bhi sikhado zara,
Us dil k konay mein hum ko bhi bithado zara,

Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi,
Zuban say na sahi sms se to batado zara.

posted in Love SMS, Poetry SMS

Dosti ke waaday ko yuhi nibhatay rahengay,

Dosti ke waaday ko yuhi nibhatay rahengay,
HUM har waqt APKO satate-mnaate rahengay.
Mar bhi jayein to kya gham hai
HUM AANSU bankar aapki ankhon me ate rahengay.

posted in Friendship SMS, Poetry SMS

Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,

Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

posted in Poetry SMS

Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye

Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye,
dil jab bhi pukare hamain,Bula lijiye.
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse,
bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.

posted in Miss You SMS, Poetry SMS

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..

Good Luck & All the best

Mubarak naam hai tera,
mubarak Eid ho tujhko,
jise tu dekhna chahe
usi ki deed ho tujko
EID MUBARAK.

posted in Eid SMS, Poetry SMS

Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,

Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

posted in Poetry SMS, Romantic SMS

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal main daingay

Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal main daingay,
Koi maangay yeh DOSTI to usay taal daingay.

Agar dil nay kaha k tum BEWAFA ho,
To qasam say is DIL ko bhi SEENAY say nikal daingay.

posted in Love SMS, Poetry SMS

dosti ko dil say nibhaya

Khuda nay dost ko dost say milaya.
Doston k liye dosti ka rishta banaya.
Par khuda nay farmaya,
dosti rahegi uski kayam
jisne dosti ko dil say nibhaya.

posted in Friendship SMS, Poetry SMS

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

posted in Birthday SMS, Poetry SMS

Bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

posted in Poetry SMS, Sorry SMS

Baatein karke bhola na dena

Baatein karke bhola na dena,
Fasana karke mita na dena,
Agar day sako dosti to gham nahi,
Par dost banke bhola na dena.

posted by avinash