rasile jokes

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai, Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera, Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai. ,

Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? ,

Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi, Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi, Kade kade tan milya kar, Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi. ,

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai, Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai, Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam, Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai. Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two." , Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal , One day Sardarji goes to a bank for withdrawing cash of Rs.25,000. Lady cashier asks in Hindi. 'So So Ke Loge?' Sardarji: 'Khade Khade Bhi halega!' , Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN. , Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS. , How do you recognize a Sardar in School, he is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. , Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? , A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. , Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi. , Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.He puts his head out and says - NO..YES..NO..YES..NO , Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service , Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ? Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe ,

Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi, Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao dunia se, Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi! ,

Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote nahi, Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hai, Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle, Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain. ,

Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya, Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya! ,

Moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi, Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi. ,

Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge, Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge, Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho, Aap har gam bhula denge. ,

Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai, Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….CHEERS! ,

Raat hogi to chand duhai dega, Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega, Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna, Ek aansoo bhi gira ti sunai dega. ,

Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga, Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein, Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain, Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein ,

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega, Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega. ,

Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui, Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui. ,

raat hui shyam ki baad uske yaad aai har jaam ki baad hamne khamosh rah kar bhi dekha uske awaz aai har saans ke baad. nimish,nimish_arora1@yahoo.com

pathar pani mein mat phekho usee koi aur bhi pita zindigi jine hai agar to haas kar jio kyunki tumhe dekh kar koi aur bhi jeta hai. nimish,nimish_arora1@yahoo.com

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... ,

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi. ,

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!