vary funny
World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you
posted in Funny SMS
Kissing while driving
Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
Why women starts with W
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
Heart is mobile and u r sim
GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
posted in Funny SMS
Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
Best day to propose a girl
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
posted in April Fools SMS, Funny SMS
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Ghalib’s girl friend late on date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
How is the situation
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
posted in Funny SMS
Smile meanings
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
Difference between Friend & Wife
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
Miss use of english
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
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said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
posted in Funny SMS
How to get your brain exercised
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
posted in Funny SMS
Read this scary story if you dare
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-
posted in Funny SMS
Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
I almost cried
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
posted in Funny SMS
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
posted in Funny SMS
Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
posted in Funny SMS
Imagine world without girls
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
posted in Funny SMS
Do u want to hear a dirty joke
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
posted in Funny SMS
What is a adult joke?
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
posted in Funny SMS
Difference between Husband & gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
A person who keeps on talking…
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
posted in Funny SMS
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
posted in Funny SMS
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
How do u spell crocodile
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
posted in Funny SMS
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Before & after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Poetry SMS
God has given many qualities to you
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
posted in Funny SMS
yesPillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Was my fault…
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
posted in Funny SMS
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
posted in Funny SMS
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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