baate rajniti ki
Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona,
da Arabistan dashtoona,
da Hindustan filmoona,
da Paris Atroona,
da PAKISTAN daaloona,
da Pukhto mataloona.
Ao daase nor der der SALAMUNA.
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
posted in Funny SMS, Politics SMS
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Politics SMS
Considering his achievements of
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
posted in Politics SMS
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS, Politics SMS
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
posted in Politics SMS
Promising young man should go into politics
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
posted in Politics SMS
In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
posted in Politics SMS
Good citizens who do not vote.
Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
posted in Politics SMS
Politics is the art of looking for trouble
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
posted in Politics SMS
Politics is derived from…
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
posted in Politics SMS
Politics has been concerned with right or left
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
posted in Politics SMS
We have plenty of Confidence in this country
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
posted in Politics SMS
I offer my opponents a bargain
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
posted in Politics SMS
Change their party for principles
Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
posted in Politics SMS
Politics is the gentle art of….
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
posted in Politics SMS
Good leaders are like baseball umpires
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
posted in Politics SMS
A good leader is a person
A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
posted in Politics SMS
Government is like a baby
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
posted in Politics SMS
The more u observe about this Politics thing
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
posted in Politics SMS
Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
posted in Politics SMS
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
posted in Politics SMS
Any party which takes credit for the rain
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
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