vary funny sms

I Miss u rozana:
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After breakfast and khana...
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Ab tum zayada mat itrana,
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hum ko acha lagta hai tum ko ullo banana.

Main jb b

App ko dekha

App ko Jana

Ap ko mesoos kya

Ap ko ek farishtey jesa paya

Jis ko Jannat sy nikala gya apni harkaton
Ki vaja se...

Kya tm Gareeb ho?

YES or NO?

Agr Ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo..


Aur agr Gareeb ho to Ye msg Aage bhejo..

KHUL K MANGO Yar

Happy Bhikari day..

Pyaray Dost!
Film Me Kaam Karoge?

Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi







Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.

Film Ka Naam He,

"kutte Ki Mout"

WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy?

CITIZEN

RÖLEX

SEIKO

RADO

QUARTZ
Ya koi or?

Jldi jawab dain


Company band krwani hai
Ta k aisa HADSA
Phir na ho,.

Us nay chori say meri girl friend ka number nikal liya tha

FARAZ

Aur aj wo apni hi behn k sath set hai.

This is the result of CHORI.

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

Salam! Main Ye Sim OFF Kar Raha Hon.

Is Par Mujhe Bohat Calls Aur SMS Aa Rahy Hain.

Log Tang Karte Hain.

Poochtay Hain K






"Aapne Sania Mirza Ko Kyon Chhor Diya?" :-)


jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle to....









chammach istemaal karo....
har cheez me ungli karna achhi baat nhi hai



P=Petrol Rs.71
A=Aata 400 Rs/Kg
K=Khudkush Hamlay
I=ilm Ki Kami
S=Sarkoun Pay Pani
T=Trafic Jam
A=Awam Pareshan
N=No Electricity
Yae hai mera Pakistan

Na koi kisi se door hota hai,,
na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai..
jindagi khud hi nazdeek la deti hai..
jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai..

Rab Buri Nazar Se Bachaye Aapko,
Chand Sitaro Se Sajaye Aapko,
Gam Kya Hota Hai Bhool Hi Jao Aap,
Khuda Zindagi Me Itna Hasaye Aapko..


Rab Buri Nazar Se Bachaye Aapko,
Chand Sitaro Se Sajaye Aapko,
Gam Kya Hota Hai Bhool Hi Jao Aap,
Khuda Zindagi Me Itna Hasaye Aapko..

Garmi me b foreigners india ghumne a rhe h

Wah wah



Garmi me bi foreigners india ghumne a rhe h




Daya Pata karo bacche cid ke msgs Kaha se la rhe h.



Aasman ki bulndiyo par naam ho apka, chand ki darti par mukam ho apka,Hum to rahte hai choti -si duniya me, par kuda kare sara jhan ho apka.


Kyun dost?






kya baat hai?





harwaqt



PREGNANT

hi rehte ho kya?

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jab bhi message karti hoon tumhari



"DELIVERY REPORT"

Aa jati h.

Tum cute ho .
Tum sweet ho.
Tum speciall ho .
Tum innocent ho . @
Pata karo yeh afwahen kaun faila rha hai.



Koi Khwaish Aapki Adhuri N Rahe, Chaho Jise Aap Usse Duri N Rahe, Khusiyo K Phool Itne Khile Ajpki Zindgi Me,Hamari Yaad bhi Aap K Liye Zaruri N Rahe.



Difference between Dava & Daru!
Dava like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date,Daru is like wifeJitni purani hogi utna sir chadke bolegi


Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao…



Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother's Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :

The Most Funniest Question Asked by Pakistanis.

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Yaar Light Hai Tumhari Taraf? :-)



Press Down To Have A CAKE

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Where Is Cake?
Kya Hua
Cake Chahiye
Tum
Pehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi To
SUGAR Ho Jayegi.



Yaado ko kabhi bhulne nai denge,dosti ko kabhi todne nai denge,sharafat se s.m.s karo warna aja raat ko miss call maar maar kar sone nai deng
Yaado ko kabhi bhulne nai denge,dosti ko kabhi todne nai denge,sharafat se s.m.s karo warna aja raat ko miss call maar maar kar sone nai denge.


DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
ISLIYE PAS HI NAHI GAYA;

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!

meriy zindgi k 2 ausul he...


1st k me kisi anjan ladki ki or dekhta nahi


2nd me kisi ladki ko ajan manta nahi....

Motto of the Generation next...
Na hum shadi karenge
na apne bacho ko karne denge

USE YAAD TO AATI HUNGI MEIN
FURSAT KE PALON ME
MGR YE BHI SACH HAI KI
USE FURSAT HI KAHAN!!

What is difference between bus conductor & driver?
Ans. Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega


Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

Aao!

Aaj hum Dono Wada karein

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Hum Zindagi bhar pyar karenge

Hum Wafa karenge

Ham Mohbbat karenge



Sirf or sirf Apni


Piyari



"AMMI JAAN" se..



Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA k saath, rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath



Why does Wahida rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide ?

B'coz Devanand says- 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badlna'



Dil aur Duniya me sirf itna frq hai ki
Is Duniya me bahut sare Log rahte hai lekin
Iss Dil me Sirf Aap...
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Aapki "Bhabhi" rahti hai