Freedome2express: sms jokes in hindi

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Tring tring .. inbox kholo

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

–;–;–<@

ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

That means I must have really escaped.

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Our love is heard like a ring tone.

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

So please keep active my Heart

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!

Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

By face how do i look?

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Have a Great Sunday…

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Have you caught the thief

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

If marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)

Reply is must 2 get answer

Answers Read the rest of this entry »

posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Message of the year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Welcome to love.com

WELCOME to www.love.com
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Sorry Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar GUzar Chuki Hai

Please Try www.Namaz.Roza.com:-)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Don’t take ur troubles to bed

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Politics SMS

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

How do u fit 30 indians

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

6 truths of life

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes