Freedome2express: sms jokes

I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Two lovers plan to comit suicide

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.

Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Excuse me…..What is ur sms account no.?

Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Life is strange….

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Golden rule to be happy with man/woman

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)”

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

He is the only 1 who earns

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don’t u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He’s the only 1 who earns!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Teacher And A Student

Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher

But What about Failed student?

A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER…!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Happy Slow Arrival of Winter

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves…
“Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

First ATM Password

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Piece of PHILOSOPHY :

Small things hurt a lot

Example :
u can sit on a mountain
but not on a pin..! ;-)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha
doosre din doosri ladki ke sath
teesre din teesri ladki ke sath
baitha tha
Moral of the story
Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

jeevan me ………

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

I’m flower but rose is u….

I m a fl�wer
but
ROSE is U,

Im � star
but
MOON is U,

I m � stone
but
DIAMOND is U,

I m the sky
but
SUN is U,

I m the LIGHT
but

LOAD SHEDDING IS U

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Most dangerous weapons

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl’s Smile
&

2. A Girl’s Tears.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Number and Network

Hi,
My name is
�BUBBLI�

My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding

Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband

Anti Misba-
It’s part of marital life

Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Father 2 his son

Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days…….
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
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Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Keep in touch

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch :-)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Santa’s sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,

Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,

Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,

Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,

Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,

Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,

posted in Ghazal SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai.

Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,

Himmat to dekho hamari…
Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai….

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

khush insan

Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

New Generation

Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
Bacha bola:
Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Ganjay uchal rahay thay

Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)

Aik pagal dosre pagal se:
Latifa kisey kehtey hain

Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Chand lamho ki zindagi hai

Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,

Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Kaam kaam kaam

Kaam kaam kaam
10 to 5 tak kaam
uske baad ek shaam
ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
to bhool jao kaam

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Lambe safar main susu

Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,

Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai�.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Baap ki tarifain

Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai…..

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Petals of yesterday

Petals of yesterday has withered into the past.
Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost.
So today is the full bloom of life.
we never know what will happen in flux of time,
so enjoy ur life to the fullest

posted in Misc SMS Jokes